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Death By Sexy!! [12 Apr 2006|10:45pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]

Today I worked hard but there was actually people scheduled to work today. *gasp* What a concept! I got drafted to help Ruth close the bakery, scrubbing floors and putting out cupcakes and shit..I don't know anything about the bakery but I gave it the ol' college try lol.

Got the new Eagles of Death Metal cd, Death by Sexy, and it's mighty cool and funky! I loves me some Jesse 'the Devil' Hughes and Josh Homme. Rock! I got tomorrow of so that's cool, I'll get some sleep for once. Oh, and Knuckle Duster is playing this Saturday, the 15th, at Sadie's in Tazewell. uber rock! I have that day off too!!! Come on down and get rocked and rolled till the cows come home.

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Werd. [02 Apr 2006|05:53pm]
[ mood | artistic ]

Hey, if you ever wanna find cool pagan stuff (candles, pentacles, incense, etc) visit a head shop. I'm serious. they gots cool stuff.

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You Know I'm Not Dead!! [05 Mar 2006|12:53pm]
[ mood | amused ]

enchanted in the rapture of a sentimental sway
but underneath the wheels is the skulls of every cog
The fickle fascination of an Evelasting God
You know I'm not Dead!

^New glasses and hair! Woo magenta! lol

Well I have the weekend off and last night me and Joey went to see this band called the Remedy at Sadie's. They were highly recommended by Mikey (Knuckle Duster's bass player and old friend of ours) so we herded up a buncha peoples and went to check em out. Man, they rocked fuckin' hard! I was shocked all to shit, they busted out blues numbers and classic rock with an energetic sensibility that kept us all movin. When they did "Good Times Bad Times" by Zeppelin I made up my mind they were the shit. Then they did Zep's "Whole Lotta Love" and got Joey to sing, and that was badass rockin' at it's best! As usual I was doin' mah thing dancin and jumping around, and I was buzzin' from the Japanese Sake I had earlier hehehe. We had visited the mall in Bluefield, WV and I bought me some books on alternative history and witchcraft and a new bag since I wore the hide off my other one hehehe. Today we're just hangin out, I slept late (woooo!) and we'll probably pop out for summin to eat later on and maybe get some lovin' on...hehe...

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New Glasses and New Hair [02 Mar 2006|11:15pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Yeah I had my eyes checked since it had been about three years, and got some new glasses woooo go me lol. I also dyed my hair today, and I was going to go back to my red red. it's purple. Yeaaahhh. lmao. Oh well, I think it's pretty cool. If you boys and girls is good I might post some pictures soon lol.

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Holy Ballsacks of Fire! [20 Feb 2006|09:01pm]
[ mood | tired ]

Well, we had another weekend of snow and shit-tastic weather woo fuckin hoo lol. None of the closers showed up saturday so we had three people in the deli, all of them day shift. Donna at 7, me at 8 and Rita at 9. Nobody else made it. So, we shut the motherfucker down at 3 and started tearin' it down and cleaning up. Man, there were some pissed off rednecks wanting their fuckin' chicken and meat sliced bwahahahaha. I started hittin' the lights and shit about 3:30. We were all like, fuck em lmao. Yesterday the evening shift happened to *gasp* show up so I went home about six. Was supposed to be there at 8 but didn't get there till something after 9 because the driveway was totally fucked with all the ice and snow.

Today went in about 7 even though I wasn't supposed to be there until 8 but I went with Joey--he had to be at work at 7 and the driveway was shitty this morning too, and the snow was pouring down. When I got off work Joey came got me and we went to grab a bite to eat at Long John Silver's. When we got out of the truck Joey pointed out all the snow still in the truckbed. Then he made a little snowman and put it on the bed rim next to the back window and put little sticks in it for arms and everything hehehe. While we were eating the knothead mixes ketchup in his tartar sauce and eats it with his fish, and it looked totally gross lmao. It was lumpy and pinkish and he's just slurpin' it up with gusto. I pointed out how disgusting it looks and he said he's gonna call it Pink Mung. So we're both cracking our asses up talkin' about the Pink Mung and the people that work there probably think we're half retarded or something hahahaha. But I don't give a shit. Then when we got done we walked out to the parking lot and found that the Truck Snowman had melted some and fallen over. Crestfallen, Joey picks it up and makes some of it into a snowball and lobs it at a billboard (an advertisment for a car) adjacent to the Long John Silvers, where it landed with a satisfying splat.

We both start giggling like schoolgirls. Then he throws another one, and this one hits the windshield of the pictured car. It was priceless. I put my gloves on and try hitting it and miss, me being tired and blown-out from workin my ass off all weekend lol. I finally got the billboard once and the ledge once lmao. People driving by are watching us pelt this hapless billboard with snow while we're laughing like crazy people. Finally we get tired and go home hehehehe.

If anyone has more fun than us, it's probably illegal rotfl.

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Damn Winter Crap [12 Feb 2006|09:29pm]
[ mood | complacent ]
[ music | Andrew WK ]

So it's snowed like a buttload the last two days and supposed to snow some more. We got snow all over the damn place lol, and I didn't go in to work today. Mostly because of the snow and ice piled up on the driveway, and partly because I didn't want a repeat of last night. One girl called in and the other skipped on out at 6:30, even though the roads hadn't gotten bad yet, and I was left to fend for myself till 10, closing time. So yeah, Wal Mart can bite my ass and suck some balls.

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I'm SEXAY [02 Feb 2006|12:16am]
[ mood | stressed ]
[ music | Cornbugs ]

Celebrity face recognition--put in your picture and it tells you the celebrities you look the most like. This first pic I put in is Marilyn Monroe (dig that hahaha) 65%, and some others were Brigitte Bardot: 63%, Naomi Watts: 54% and Gillian Anderson 53%.

That site is really fun, lol.

Read more... )

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Merry Christmas to ME hehehe [27 Dec 2005|08:17pm]
[ mood | tired ]

I had to work Christmas Eve and that sucked a big one, but after work we went to Mom and Dad's house and ate ham and stuff, and I got a video camera to play wif! wooo hahahaha, next on the agenda, posting movies of our dumb asses. Joey got me a book on Mary Magdalene, a Dragonology calender, some White Diamonds smell good stuff, and the new Darkness cd. I got him that vocal processor, Resident Evil IV and Batman Begins games, and a Jackass dvd. Nut got me a new coat so I won't freeze me ass off going to work lol.

Anyways, it seems Etta has pulled a fast one on all of us, her mom called wal mart last week wanting to know if we knew where she seems her and her mom got into a big fight and she took off. Fucking great, now we're short again. Dammit. It's probably too much to hope that they hire somebody else to help us anytime soon. Fuck.

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Gahhh I hate people [19 Dec 2005|12:11am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Queens of the Stone Age ]

Man, some days I just really fuckin hate people. They're dumb and retarded, and I don't understand em at all.

I got one more day...then I get a day off...finally. It'll make my seventh day's no wonder I hate fuckin christmas. Christ, indeed. pfah! don't even get me started. I know more about the history of christmas than 99% of 'christians' do. A pox on it, and them!

In other news, poor Joey's been a sick little boy, and he's still coughing a lot. I told him he needs to get a shot in his butt so he'll feel better hehehe. Knuckle Duster has two shows coming up in a few weeks so he needs to get better so he can rock out!

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Eat a Dick! [12 Dec 2005|08:23pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Queens of the Stone Age ]

All the losers with too much time on their hands hounding my friend on her journal can eat a fat dick. Dumbasses. And they say WE have no life..jeez.

Anways, here's some pics of my sweetums lol.

the weather is really shitty, it'll probably freeze into a solid sheet of ice tonight and I gotta work tomorrow at 8 in the morning...if it's too bad I might not be able to go in.

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Walkin in a Winter Wonderland [12 Dec 2005|11:03am]
[ mood | cold ]

You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher




Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev










What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
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The sky is blue, and all the leaves are green... [09 Dec 2005|10:54pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | Nirvana ]

So, today didn't suck too bad lol. Everyone actually showed up and worked (wow!) and things went pretty smoothly. Etta says she's gonna be leaving at the first of the year to go to be with her ex in North Carolina...which maketh me sad. He was mean to her before and she says she's doing it for her kids...I don't think it'll end well, but it's not my decision. Plus we'll be fuckin short again, *groan*.

Right now I'm sucking down some beers and chillin wif my hunnybunny Joey and I don't haveta work tomorrow! wooo! Gonna do some more shoppin and take Joey out for his berfday which is comin up.

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My Lips Hurt Real Bad [02 Dec 2005|09:27pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | Black Label Society ]

Joey bought some chapstick and left it in the package. He wrote My Lips Hurt Real Bad on it lmao. when I went and sat down at the computer it was there. I cracked up.

Well, they hired somebody last week finally, a dude named Cody. He's a shaven headed tattooed weirdo...which is cool lol. As long as he shows up and actually WORKS (wow what a concept) I don't give a shit. It's been busier than fuck cause it's gettin close to Christmas and it's the first of the month. God I hate welfare assholes....gahhh....slicing meat and fetching for those terds really gets under my skin.

Well, I'm workin 8-5 tomorrow and afterwards me and Joeykins is going shopping, wooohooo! I'll buy him summin for his berfday which is coming up hehehe. Then I'm off Sunday, praise tha lord.

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Lady Picture Show [24 Nov 2005|08:45pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]
[ music | Stone Temple Pilots ]

She hides behind her bedroom walls. --Stone Temple Pilots.

Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving! I know I did, I can barely waddle around lol.

First we went to my mom and dad's and had turkey and gravy, stuffing, mashed potatoes, macaroni salad, rolls, yams, and to top it all off some of mom's homemade pumpkin cake with cream cheese icing. YUMMEH! I love me some punkin cake!! We hung out there a while then went to Joey's mom and dad's cause his sister from Maryland was in with her kids, and I ate even more lmao.

Right now we're just chillin with a few beers. NOT WORKING RULES!! hehehe.

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This is my fuckin' chocolate factory!! [13 Nov 2005|12:10pm]
[ music | Devil's Rejects Soundtrack. ]

Heyy, man I'm dragged out from all the rockin out Knuckle Duster did last night! I drank a buncha beer and danced to my hunnybunny's band, and he sang his ass off lol. The whole audience left wrung-out and needing a cigarrette. Having the weekend off rules, even though I'll be paying for it the next week and a half lol.

Talked to Nut on the phone, poor thing's got an ear infection. I told her to keep her finger outta her ear hahaha. She's not going back to college tomorrow, instead she's going to the doctor. Hopefully they won't pee in her ear lmao!

In other news got the Devil's Rejects dvd when it came out tuesday, and it ROCKS MY FUCKIN' SOCKS! Best. Movie. Ever.

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[10 Nov 2005|11:39pm]
[ mood | drunk ]
[ music | Fireball Ministry ]

I'm chillin with a beer after closing today, man I hate closing lol. But I have friday, saturday and sunday off wooooooohooooo! And Joey's band is playing at Sadie's this weekend!! Awesome! It's gonna kick ass. I'm soo gonna enjoy this weekend hehehe.

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Happy Samhain!! [31 Oct 2005|10:25am]
[ mood | crazy ]
[ music | Seether ]

Happy, happy Halloween, Silver Shamrock! Hehehehehe! Mmmm, candy. Well unfortunately I gotta work today, yippee lol. But this weekend me, Joey and Mark went to a killer Halloween party and I got fuuuuucked up big time...I was still drunk when I went to work yesterday lmao. Everyone was dressed up and we hung out, ran around outside and Joey jumped on the guy's trampoline...wheeeee. I dressed up as Otis from House of 1000 Corpses, Joey was Jason and Mark was a Dawn of the Dead zombie.

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Almost Halloween. [29 Oct 2005|12:41am]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | Queens of the Stone Age, Rated R ]

Yeah, it's almost here...gonna go to a friend's party tomorrow night and hang out all dressed out in my Otis gear lol. It's gonna be a riot! I sooo love Halloween.

Today sucked major ass, I had to close by myself because the girl supposed to be closing with me tonight had to run home because her kid was sick...which seems to be a convenient excuse by everyone anymore...*sigh* I had to do everything by myself and try to wait on customers to..I was so pissed of it wasn't funny. I thew a big fit over it today lol.

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Disarm You with a Smile [25 Oct 2005|01:12am]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | Smashing Pumpkins ]

And cut you like you want me to
Cut the little child
Sodomy is such a part of you.
--Disarm, Smashing Pumpkins

Well, just worked mah eight days straight again lol, and got the next two days off which I probably ain't doin shit but rest. Wednesday I might go see my friend Gracie who's workin night shift at Wal-mart now. She's beggin me to come up and see her lol.

Got a new board up, put the link in my homepage thing up top, and we're gettin a lotta people to join. Sid Haig's fiance Suzie has come aboard, rockamoli! Everyone is welcome to join the fun. Oh, and to all the haters, a big ol' fuck off an' die, mmkay?

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Woo fuckin' hoo! [15 Oct 2005|12:32am]
[ mood | crazy ]
[ music | Smashing Pumpkins ]

My sister Nut's up here and we been watchin movies, went and got our friend Mark to cut our hair (he's licensed now) and he didn't totally butcher my hair lol. He styled it pretty cool too--first time I've seen my hair so straight hahaha. We stopped and got a few things from the store and ate some Mexican food, yum. Nut finally got to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show, bwahahahaa!

So anyways I'm sittin back with a beer watchin her play my Street Fighter game on xbox and pokin' about the boards. Seems the assholes from the rzboard are rearing their ugly heads on TDR board again, then they go back to the rzboard and complain about US and how we should be banned from there! What the fuck ever, fucktards! lol. Let em come, they'll just get owned yet again, the lamers.

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Wheeeeeeew [04 Oct 2005|11:16am]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | The Devil's Rejects Soundtrack ]

Today's my first day off in eight days...getting a weekend off at Wal Mart sucks major assage because of the way they do their work weeks. The week starts on saturday and you can only have two days off each work week. Assholes lol. Joey's band Knuckleduster played this weekend and by cracky I went an' watched them hahahaha. I traded with one of the women to get an earlier shift so I could make it to the show--the bastards had me scheduled for 1-10 pm, the fucks. It was pretty damn killer, there was a lot of people there even though this time there was no holiday or reunions going on, and everyone seemed to have a great time. Ta-dow!

Dammit, that hussy Moon didn't show up last night till after I had to pass out from sheer exhaustion...I slept like 11 hours last night. It was that time of the month so I was tired anyways, then I had to work eight motherfuckin helping with the show an' shit lol...I was fuckin bone-wrenching, to the point of tears tired lol. Now I'm feeling some better but am suffering from Moondragon withdrawal. In related news, I made avatars for a bunch of us at the Rejects board: the Rainbow Brigade! Wooo! lol. that's sure to piss some certain assholes off hahahaha. Fuck em, they think that's an insult? Whatever! We know we're cool and other people like us. Plus now we got nifty avatars. *sticks out tongue*

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come on you fuckers [25 Sep 2005|01:40am]
[ mood | drunk ]
[ music | Foo fighters ]

yeaaahhhh boy! I'm drunker than fuck right now lol. So we went and watched the Corpse Bride today and I enjoyed it, the ending was a bit sad but it was a fun watch. Went to the Wines of Distinction store today, which me and Joey call the Hannibal Lecter store cause it's an uppity place where you can buy expensive wine and imported beer and the best cappucino around here. Bought some Beelzebuth beer which is pure malt and 13% alcohol which is massive for beer.

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SATAN?! [24 Sep 2005|12:54am]
[ mood | crazy ]
[ music | Nirvana ]

Heh, made ya look! Worked all week but it wasn't too bad. It'd just be nice if people would stop fuckin' calling in all the damn time and work their shift when they're fuckin scheduled to lol. Anyways, me and Joey will be seeing the Corpse Bride this weekend cause I gots the weekend off wooohoo! Right now I'm chillin with a beer and relaxin cause I think I deserve it dammit. Been writin quite a bit and workin' my ass off and my hunnybunny's been takin good care of me lol. Talked to Nut on the phone tonight, she's trying to score with this guy she goes to college with hahaha. She needs a man, for a night or two anyways lmao.

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I am amused.. [16 Sep 2005|03:22am]
[ music | Nirvana ]

It seems Douches Motherfucca, supposedly 'producer' of so-called 'rap acts' has singled me and my bud Moon for his wrath...lmao...hey idiot, you could get more readers if you respond to a RECENT post by one of us..asshair lmao. Awww, you called me fat? Dude, I've worked at call centers and been called everything but a white girl. Puh-lease. come and spend your time reading my journal, it IS public, after all. You're a scab off a true troll's ass, and I've played with the best.

Now, I'mma continue mah drinking. Carry one lol.

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Rock out with yer cock out!!! [07 Sep 2005|11:04am]
[ mood | crazy ]
[ music | Queens of the Stone Age, Lullabies to Paralyze ]

Well, I worked eight days straight and had yesterday and today off, yay me. This weekend my hunnybunny's band rocked the house at Sadie's in Tazewell, yeaahhhh. Nuttin but good rock and roll music till 1:30 in the mawnin, and I had to work the next day (my seventh day straight) and I was a freakin zombie all day ahahahaha. But it sure was fun! Nut got to come up and see the fun and she stayed all night Saturday. Here's some pitchurs.

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Nearing 30 and counting.. [27 Aug 2005|01:14pm]
[ mood | calm ]
[ music | ICP ]

yeah, tomorrow's my berfday and I have mixed feelings about it lol. One step closer to thirty...bleecch. Nearly three decades and I ain't done shit with myself! Wooo! hahahaha. Ok, enough self-pity.

I'd just like to say I hate racists, despite what some might believe because I'm southern or a hillbilly or whatever. I got imed out of the blue by an idiot from the Mordor board I used to hang out at a lot, and still go there sometimes, the ensuing fun can be found here. I think it almost gave Moondragon a heart attack because she thought it was someone she knew lol. Sorry bout that, sugar britches.

Speaking of Moon, she sent me a full sized Devil's Rejects movie poster for my berfday which made me verra verra happy hehehe. Joey took me out for sushi yesterday and bought me a buncha stuff like a Vote For Pedro shirt, two computer games (Sid Meier's Pirates and Neverwinter Nights Platinum) and the book Holy Blood, Holy Grail which was the basis for Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code. Woo woo woo! Shortly we'll be going to Mom and Dad's and stuff, and see my sister who just had her first week at college. She's not been liking it too swell, lol. She has nothing in common with her conservative roommate, I told her it's a perfect opportunity to corrupt someone and spread the disease, er, love hahaha.

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America! FUCK YEAH!! [19 Aug 2005|08:27pm]
[ mood | contemplative ]
[ music | Smashing Pumpkins ]

Lmao, I just watched Team America and that is a sick, funny fuckin movie lol. Those guys are seriously fucked up. Whew. I spent my day off today recuperating from the other night when I went barhoppin with my former supervisor Joann and we drank ourselves stupid and I had to work yesterday morning lmao. I was in the fuckin' Twilight Zone all day an' shit. I was still drunk when I went in, I'm standing at the chicken fryer goin weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. We had a lot of fun, except I almost beat up and old English guy for being a prick...sittin' at the bar with a Chronicles of Narnia book by CS Lewis. Weird, huh? Well, it gets even weirder. I told him I had that series and the LOTR too cause I"m into Lewis and Tolkien both, and he starts asking me if I'm a Christian and all this shit. Dude, alcohol, bars, politics and religion do NOT mix, and it almost got ugly a couple times lmao. It culminated when he asked Joann what faith she was raised in, and she replied Pentecostal, and he told her "My condolences." She almost pulled his face right off. Other than that though we had a great time, I ate these hot pepper cheese wedges and roast beef and drank until my liver almost gave out.

Gotta work tomorrow and that's ok, me and my sweeteh JoeHollywood went to the park and walked around and took it easy. I slept ten hours last night from my debauched endeavors the night before rotfl.

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Been a long time.. [03 Aug 2005|12:40pm]
[ mood | content ]
[ music | Rob motherfuckin Zombie ]

since I rock and rolled! Whassup, beyotches? Well, I saw the Devil's Rejects the 22nd, the day it came out, and wasn't disappointed, nossir! It rocked mah socks! It ain't a 'horror' movie, it's a drop-dead gorefest action movie from hell! Whoooo! Everyone must see this kickass film. Ebert and Roeper gave it two thumbs up, and Ebert gave it three stars!

Let's see..tomorrow I start in the bakery/deli at Wal Mart, more money and benefits an' shiznit so I's goin over there. I dunno, it might suck but I won't know till I find out. I might not be able to stand it full time hehehe.

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Whoooopie! [19 Jul 2005|05:35pm]
[ mood | calm ]
[ music | Eagles of Death Metal ]

Got a motherfuckin' new computer yesterday! Hell YEAH! I'm pretty stoked about that lol. I've missed Connie so bad lol. Had the past two days off and that was cool as well.

Cannae wait till I see the Devil's Rejects..

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We're all of us up to no good! [19 Jun 2005|02:58pm]
[ mood | groggy ]
[ music | Hermano, Dare I Say? ]

Nobody cares about the people here, some of us will probably be killed next!

--Quote from one of Jack the Ripper victim the day before she was killed

Anyways, here's the update. I talked to some guys at a place that's gonna fix my computer, they think it's complete system hard drive failure and will put a new hard drive in it. It'll cost between $135-$150 to fix it. Or I can try to wait and save up money to get a brand new one. However, I'm a bit in debt right now and that could take some time, so maybe I'll lug it's sorry ass to the computer store and have its heart transplant, er I mean hard drive switched. It'll still probably take me a little while to get up that amount of money, so here I sit at the bumfuck library.

Well, I shouldn't complain, most of the people in the county are barely literate, myself included.



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