Andrew Wells

9:58pm: Dawn...

Don't worry about this. Xander, and you, you're both really upset about what to do. I just kind of stuck myself into this without being asked, and I apologize for leaving everyone for so long, especially after what happened. I'm sorry Dawn. I am sorry Xander. You guys do what you need to do. I will follow you. ::sighs:: Whatever you decide. I don't feel like I should have a say in this. Do what you want. I'll survive. Like a cockroach... It can live days without legs, right? And that equals, like, years for humans, right?

It's all good.

7:34pm: So, I sort of haven't updated in... weeks...

Anyway, so hi.

Carmex is not tasty stuff. Do not use it right before you eat.

And guys, the vanilla soymilk is gross. It tastes like... evaporated milk that's had frosted flakes sitting in it for a really long time. Get rid of that crap.

And I kind of haven't been online in a while, too. OOH, I'm online right NOW. Be on NOW.

6:47pm: What if... the hokey pokey... really is what it's all about?

I went to the zoo today. I only spent two hours there, so I only got to see half the zoo. The goats were creepy. Just two were out, and as soon as I opened the package of crackers, forty more came out of no where. They must have connections with Scotty, or something. And the tigers were in the puma's cage and the lions were in the tigers' cage and the lions' cage was empty. It was weird. And the giraffes... licked me? I fed them some crackers, too, and thier long tongues had to touch my hand to get the cracker... ::nose wrinkles:: Eugh.

2:36pm: I've learned my lesson to never buy Gummi Peach Rings from the dollar store, no matter how tantalizing they look. There aren't very many of them to begin with, and they're really hard to chew. Like... shoe rubber would be. And I found a hair in the bag. (As much as I keep wheedle-ing him, Spike won't admit it's his.) That sort of ruined the whole gummi-eating experience.

But as far as I know, those candy-filled straws are alright. 100 of them in a single bag fifty cents. They're good for a sugar high, should the need for one ever arise. But the pink ones are nasty... The yellow ones are the best in my opinion.

2:20pm: Hi, I am Andrew... Some of you may know me, but maybe not. Well, after what happened in Sunnydale, I've joined everyone here in Cleveland. I can't believe I made it through all that. I figured I'd be the first one to go. And now I don't feel like I should have lived through all that, you know? Seeing everything after Anya died to save me... She would have been a much greater help to Buffy and the others than I will be.

You can IM me any time I'm on. My screen name is Padawan Andrew. ::smiles cutely::