| Date: | 2006-09-05 22:49 |
| Subject: | Humor Test |
| Security: | Public |
the Prankster
(42% dark, 38% spontaneous, 36% vulgar)
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your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT
Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.
You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 24% on darkness | | You scored higher than 28% on spontaneity | | You scored higher than 46% on vulgarity |
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| Date: | 2004-07-15 01:28 |
| Subject: | Film Meme |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  cheerful |
IMDB's Top 100 Best Movies of All Time
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1 | Godfather, The (1972) | Finished It | 2 | Shawshank Redemption, The (1994) | Started It | 3 | Godfather: Part II, The (1974) | Finished It | 4 | Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003) | Finished It | 5 | Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002) | Finished It | 6 | Casablanca (1942) | Started It | 7 | Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001) | Finished It | 8 | Schindler's List (1993) | Finished It | 9 | Shichinin no samurai (1954) | | 10 | Star Wars (1977) | Finished It | 11 | Citizen Kane (1941) | Started It | 12 | One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (1975) | Finished It | 13 | Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) | | 14 | Rear Window (1954) | | 15 | Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) | Finished It | 16 | Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) | Finished It | 17 | Memento (2000) | | 18 | Usual Suspects, The (1995) | Finished It | 19 | Pulp Fiction (1994) | Finished It | 20 | North by Northwest (1959) | | 21 | 12 Angry Men (1957) | | 22 | Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le (2001) | Finished It | 23 | Psycho (1960) | Finished It | 24 | Lawrence of Arabia (1962) | Finished It | 25 | Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (1966) | | 26 | Silence of the Lambs, The (1991) | Finished It | 27 | It's a Wonderful Life (1946) | | 28 | Goodfellas (1990) | Finished It | 29 | American Beauty (1999) | Finished It | 30 | Vertigo (1958) | | 31 | Sunset Blvd. (1950) | | 32 | Matrix, The (1999) | Finished It | 33 | Apocalypse Now (1979) | Finished It | 34 | Pianist, The (2002) | | 35 | To Kill a Mockingbird (1962) | Finished It | 36 | C'era una volta il West (1968) | | 37 | Some Like It Hot (1959) | | 38 | Third Man, The (1949) | | 39 | Taxi Driver (1976) | Finished It | 40 | Paths of Glory (1957) | | 41 | Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi (2001) | | 42 | Fight Club (1999) | Finished It | 43 | Boot, Das (1981) | | 44 | Double Indemnity (1944) | | 45 | L.A. Confidential (1997) | Finished It | 46 | Chinatown (1974) | Finished It | 47 | Singin' in the Rain (1952) | | 48 | Maltese Falcon, The (1941) | | 49 | M (1931) | | 50 | Requiem for a Dream (2000) | | 51 | Bridge on the River Kwai, The (1957) | Finished It | 52 | All About Eve (1950) | | 53 | Se7en (1995) | Finished It | 54 | Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) | | 55 | Saving Private Ryan (1998) | Finished It | 56 | Cidade de Deus (2002) | | 57 | Raging Bull (1980) | Finished It | 58 | Rashômon (1950) | | 59 | Wizard of Oz, The (1939) | Finished It | 60 | Sting, The (1973) | | 61 | Alien (1979) | Finished It | 62 | American History X (1998) | | 63 | Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939) | | 64 | Léon (1994) | | 65 | Vita è bella, La (1997) | Finished It | 66 | Touch of Evil (1958) | | 67 | Manchurian Candidate, The (1962) | | 68 | 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) | Finished It | 69 | Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The (1948) | | 70 | Great Escape, The (1963) | Finished It | 71 | Wo hu cang long (2000) | | 72 | Reservoir Dogs (1992) | Finished It | 73 | Clockwork Orange, A (1971) | Finished It | 74 | Amadeus (1984) | Finished It | 75 | Modern Times (1936) | Finished It | 76 | Ran (1985) | | 77 | Annie Hall (1977) | Finished It | 78 | Jaws (1975) | Finished It | 79 | On the Waterfront (1954) | | 80 | Braveheart (1995) | Finished It | 81 | High Noon (1952) | | 82 | Apartment, The (1960) | | 83 | Fargo (1996) | Finished It | 84 | Sixth Sense, The (1999) | Finished It | 85 | Aliens (1986) | Finished It | 86 | Shining, The (1980) | Finished It | 87 | Strangers on a Train (1951) | | 88 | Blade Runner (1982) | Finished It | 89 | Metropolis (1927) | | 90 | Duck Soup (1933) | | 91 | Finding Nemo (2003) | Finished It | 92 | Donnie Darko (2001) | | 93 | General, The (1927) | | 94 | City Lights (1931) | Finished It | 95 | Princess Bride, The (1987) | | 96 | Toy Story 2 (1999) | | 97 | Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003) | Finished It | 98 | Great Dictator, The (1940) | Finished It | 99 | Sjunde inseglet, Det (1957) | | 100 | Lola rennt (1998) | |
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Which movies have you seen? |
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| Date: | 2004-07-08 00:51 |
| Subject: | Meme meme |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  weird |
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| Date: | 2004-05-05 14:56 |
| Subject: | IF only... LOL!! |
| Security: | Public |
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:-D
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| Date: | 2004-04-26 15:51 |
| Subject: | LOL |
| Security: | Public |
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| Date: | 2003-12-03 11:35 |
| Subject: | Hmmm... |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  bored | | Music: | Kal Ho Naa Ho OST |
you are lavender
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Your dominant hue is blue, making you a good friend who people love and trust. You're good in social situations and want to fit in. Just be careful not to compromise who you are to make them happy.
Your saturation level is very low - you have better things to do than jump headfirst into every little project. You make sure your actions are going to really accomplish something before you start because you hate wasting energy making everyone else think you're working.
Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.
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| Date: | 2003-11-28 10:17 |
| Subject: | Thats it!!... no more baths!! :-P |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: | weird |
| Music: | Wildest Dreams - Iron Maiden |
Congratulations! You're Legolas!
Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you?
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| Date: | 2003-11-24 16:10 |
| Subject: | LOL!! |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: | amused |
| I am cheerfully writing this post to tell you that I jumped at the home. Saurabh, Roopmay, and I thought it would be a good idea because we saw it on X-Files. After that, we had Vodka Martinis and Vada paavs at Dhaba. Our waitress was really cute! Unfortunately, I got food poisoning and threw up in my plate. shit!!! |
MadBlog by  quill18 |
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| Date: | 2003-11-21 10:30 |
| Subject: | Coupla Quizzies |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  bouncy |
What Super Hero are you?
( I'm Supersam... errr... Superman!! )
Who is your inner rockstar?
( Punk is musical freedom. It's saying, doing and playing what you want. -- Kurt Cobain )
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| Date: | 2003-11-12 18:50 |
| Subject: | I can't believe I answered all these! |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: | bored |
Picked this one up from gypsyqyn's LJ...
1. Name: Sameer. You can also call me Sam.
2. If there are 3 wells (love, beauty, and creativity) and you can drink from one of them, which would you choose?: I'd jump into the well of creativity!!
3. Do you wish on stars?: Only if its a shooting star!
4. Would you kill someone?: Perhaps... if the price is right! :-P
5. Virgin or not?: I'll take a Vodka Martini.
6. Who are you jealous of?: Everyone who can say the right thing at the right time. I goof up big time!
7. Who would you marry?: someone...
8. Do you think that the people on the Gap commercials are cool?: Never seen 'em.
9. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: I won't be able to resist that temptation!
10. Are you a daredevil?: I've been known to kill cockroaches... singlehandely. So, I guess I am!
11. Has an M&M ever melted in your hand?: C'mon now... I am not THAT hot!!
12. Have you ever told a secret that you swore you wouldn't repeat?: Sometimes, secrets just escape from my mouth... unintentionally of course!
13. Do you pray?: Everyday.
14. Have you ever met anyone famous?: Oh yes.
15. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: Yes. But I stole it!
16. How do you vent anger?: Mostly by seething silently... but occasionally by screaming my lungs out.
17. Are you trendy?: I try to be. But most of the time, I end up making a fool of myself.
18. Are you passive or aggressive?: Passive at most times. Selectively aggressive.
19. Who is your second family?: Friends, of course.
20. Do you trust others easily? I do. But sometimes, with some people, I stay on the outer periphery of trust.
21. What was your favorite toy as a child?: My tricycle.
22. What class in school did you think was totally useless?: Civics. It always grated on my nerves.
23. What is the punch-line to your favorite joke?: I went over. Nobody was home. (but that's not my all-time favourite joke)
24. Do you think your life so far has been good?: Oh yes. And I'm grateful for that.
25. Which was your best Halloween costume?: Never celebrated Halloween!
26. Have you ever been on radio or television? On radio many times. But not for interviews or anything.
27. Do you keep a diary besides LJ?: No. I lead just one life.
28. Have you ever intentionally hurt another person?: Yessir!! karna padta hai kabhi kabhi :-(
29. Have you ever been in a mosh pit?: Nope. What's that?? (am I the only one who doesn't know?)
30. Do you feel understood most of the time?: Pretty much.
31. Would you rather have a sore throat or an upset stomach?: Neither. But I guess I'll prefer sore throat. Coughing is preferable to running in and out of the loo!!
32. What is the new saying that you've been using a lot?: yayy!! (but that isn't a saying now, is it?!)
33. What is your all time favorite song?: Difficult to say... but I'm crazy about Summer of '69 and Hotel California!!
34. What was the best Christmas present you received?: Don't really celebrate Christmas.
35. Could you be a vegetarian?: Yes. I think I can go without meat... or fish... or even eggs.
36. What word do you use when you think something is good?: Cool!! (and a smile)
37. What band has the funniest name?: None comes to mind right now (my mind is FUBAR right now!)
38. Would you ever bungee jump?: I want to!! Somebody... please take me bungee jumping!!
39. Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?: When the shoes have laces, I do. Not otherwise!
40. Who is your favorite talented white rapper?: 'Favourite' and 'rapper' don't go well together for me. (neither do 'talented' and 'white rapper' actually!)
41. Do you like beer?: On a hot day... yes!
42. Have you ever given money to a bum?: Yes. But normally I avoid it!
43. What are you worried about right now?: Getting enough questions for the Sports Quiz we're having in the office tomorrow! (shoot!!... now I'm all the more worried!!)
44. Do you ever wear overalls?: Never.
45. Do you think you are strong (emotionally)?: Mostly... with some heels of the 'Achilles' variety!
46. Do you hate anyone?: Oh yes. Why not?!
47. Who is your Best Friend?: Saurabh
48. Do you regret anything?: Yes. Lots of things. But usually for not more than 15 seconds.
49. Who do you love?: My family, 'someone' and friends.
50. What are you going to do next?: Drink a cup of tea. Groan about having to travel so long to get home. Then get up and go home!
51. What is your favorite quote?: Happiness makes up in height what it lacks in width.
52. Have you ever considered a religious vocation?: No.
53. What is question 53?: <----------
54. What's your biggest dream/wish? : To live happily ever after.
55. What is the one modern thing you could never live without?: A Computer. (I know... I know... I'm a geek!!)
56. Have you ever done anything illegal?: Nothing that I'll lose sleep over. (that doesn't tell anything, does it?!)
57. Have you ever thought with another's head?: Yes... on a couple of occasions... when mine was on strike.
58. What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guys/girls standing on the sidewalk?: A look... followed by another if they qualify for it! ... Keep walking.
59. What is the most important lesson you have learned about life?: One must always look at the brighter side of things.
60. What things are you afraid of most?: Losing the ones I care about the most.
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| Date: | 2003-11-10 09:07 |
| Subject: | Hmmm... |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: | cheerful |
Earth
The Force of Nature Quiz
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[via Khushee]
And while I'm at it... lets check out my personality disorders! ... :-D
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| Date: | 2003-10-30 19:23 |
| Subject: | I've gone mad!!! |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: | bored |
Ok so I was bored today! More than usual... much more than usual... much much more than usual!! And that's why... these quizzes!! :-D ;-)
( Sign of affection??!... and me?! :-o )
( The rock... the keystone of my friends and family!... Wow!! Sure makes me feel good! ;-) )
( What 'springs' to your mind when you think of me?! :-P )
( Now zis, ladeez n gentlemen, eez ur veree own Greek God speaking! )
( I always knew I would go to hell!!! :-D )
( Talk about greener pastures!! )
( Make peace... not war!! )
( A 'blot' on all tests and quizzes!! )
( My kind of girl!! ;-) )
( 'BING'O!! )
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| Date: | 2003-10-14 17:41 |
| Subject: | Quizzies... |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: | happy |
| Music: | It's time to DISCO - Kal Ho Na Ho OST |
( What kind of a sheep are you? )
( How chicken are you? )
( What drink are you? )
( How funny are you? )
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| Date: | 2003-09-30 17:50 |
| Subject: | If I were a... |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: | bored |
| Music: | White Flag - Dido |
Indulge me! ... answer the questions...
If I were a stone, I'd be:
If I were a tree, I'd be:
If I were a bird, I'd be:
If I were an insect, I'd be:
If I were a machine, I'd be:
If I were a tool, I'd be:
If I were a fruit, I'd be:
If I were a flower, I'd be:
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be:
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be:
If I were a kind of profession, I'd be:
If I were an animal, I'd be:
If I were anything in the world, I'd be:
If I were a color, I'd be:
If I were a fragrance, I'd be:
If I were an emotion, I'd be:
If I were a state of mind, I'd be:
If I were a vegetable, I'd be:
If I were a sound, I'd be:
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| Date: | 2003-09-23 15:10 |
| Subject: | Quiz Tyme!! |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: | amused |
| Music: | Suno Na Suno Na - Chalte Chalte OST |
( The Polygeek Quiz )
( How evil are you? )
( Battle me! )
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| Date: | 2003-08-25 10:07 |
| Subject: | Quizzes... quizzes... and more quizzes!! |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: | bouncy |
Haven't updated this for a while now... so I thought maybe I will... hehe ;-)
Have you checked out The LJ Times, the latest newspaper that's sure to keep you interested!! ... and guess what!!... it's updated every 30 minutes!!
LOL :-D
The following are mainly LJ quizzes... or memes...
( How will you be remembered? )
( What will your last words be? )
( Your claim to fame )
Go to the Gender Genie and paste one of your journal entries into the box there... and click "Submit". And see if the Genie predicts your gender correctly!! It was correct in recognizing mine. :-P
Have fun trying out the quizzes!! :-))
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| Date: | 2003-07-01 11:26 |
| Subject: | The Sorting Hat sorteth... |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  satisfied |
I'm from Gryffindor!
Hogwart's Sorting Hat Quiz
made by The Genki Gang
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| Date: | 2003-06-19 19:13 |
| Subject: | This is a mega quiz post!!! |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  accomplished |
( Enter quiz land! )
( and some more here... )
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| Date: | 2003-06-06 10:04 |
| Subject: | Quizzically speaking... |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: | chipper |
| Music: | Colorblind - Darius |
Optimism
What Kanji word best suits you?
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Now I know this is the wrong place for the next quiz... but what the hell!... I don't do quizzes on my LJ!... So there!...
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Go on... take the quizzes! ;-)
Btw... first one was via LJ user gypsyqyn and the second one via LJ user dhempe.
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| Date: | 2003-06-05 16:20 |
| Subject: | some more quizzes |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: | bored |
Legolas.
Which Elf Are You?
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You are the song "Bella Note" from Lady
and the Tramp
You belong in a gamer reference frame!
Rocket launchers, machine guns, and quad damage
are all your style. When it comes time to
destroy some property, you're the one to call.
Just don't run out of ammo.
Now go read the full bastardization in all its
glory at Detonate.net!
What Type of Detonate.net Matrix Bastardization Frame are You?
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Freddy Krueger from The Nightmare On Elmstreet
series.
Which 80's Horror Movie Monster Are You?
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