College isn't the place to go for ideas.
Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
I gathered we were headed over Nob Hill, and from the angle, it seemed we were taking one of the steeper routes.
Don't mace him!" I shouted over the din. "You'll get us all too.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.
I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.
Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.