Wednesday, August 13th, 2003
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2:14 am - Word to the Herd...
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So I'm still alive and I was just thinking the government should be using biochemical weapons against aliens, then I remembered that they already have some devloped and waiting at a place or two.
current mood: Don't become one
current music: Listen to me
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Wednesday, July 2nd, 2003
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1:40 am - Message to Harry Manback
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* Proposition 187 was a Californian measure put to the voters, aimed at
preventing illegal immigrants from obtaining welfare and other social
benefits. Californians voted yes to it in 1994, although its
enforceability and legality in the US appear to be under question.
(CLICK ... sound of dialing)
There are no words.
Our body is light, we are immortal.
Our body is love, we are eternal.
Eternal..
Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, without judgment.
Figlio di puttana, sai che tu sei un pezzo di merda?
Hm? You think you're cool, right? Hm? Hm?
When you kicked out people out of your house
I tell you this, one of three Americans die of cancer,
you know? Asshole. You're gonna be one of those.
I don't have thecourage
to kick your ass directly.
Don't have enough courage for that,
I could, you know.
You know you're gonna have another accident?
You know I'm involved with black magic?
Fuck you. Die. Bastard.
You think you're so cool, hm? Asshole.
And if I ever see your fucking face around,
In Europe or Italy,
Well I'll -- That time I'm gonna kick your ass.
Fuck you. Fucking Americans, Yankee.
You're gonna die outta cancer, I promise.
[Bang bang / Deep pain]
No one does what you did to me.
You wanna know something? Fuck you.
I want your balls smashed, eat shit. Bastard.
Pezzo di merda, figlio di puttana. (2)
I hope somebody in your family dies soon.
Crepa, pezzo di merda, e vai
a sucare cazzi su un aereo! (3)
current mood:  pessimistic
current music: Sober
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1:39 am - weeeeeee
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Maynard's Dick
It's all an open center
Opens up and lets the wind lift him away
It doesn't have to feel water
? It's just a place that feels right with him ?
Kinda like the way you're breathing
I kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to glide on
Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick
Maynard's Dick
It's all an open center
Opens up and lets the wind lift him away
It doesn't have to feel water
? It's just a place that feels right with him ?
Kinda like the way you're breathing
I kinda like the way you keep looking away
Would you like to glide on
Slide a mile six inches at a time on Maynard's dick
Took you out in the back of the toolshed
Put it right on top of your forehead
Took you out in the back of the toolshed
Now you know what you're fuckin with... Maynard's dick!
current mood:  amused
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1:34 am - huh......lol
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Monday, June 30th, 2003
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1:15 pm - I dont evev know
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Well as you already know we got fireworks. I dont know what we did that was so stupid on the way home, but I guess it not important if nobody want to talk about it. Although we are all brused and burnt after being stupid at home. We went swimming and it was a very violent event. We all got in the pool and beat the crap out of eachother while Johns parents watched. I went home and went to bed early but now I have nothing to do because everybody else is sleeping or gone. I guess Ill just have to entertain my self.
current mood:  bored
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Sunday, June 29th, 2003
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8:58 pm - ok
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Saturday, June 28th, 2003
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12:31 am - stupid fucking shitty whore
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Everybody is gone. Its just the three of us and that stupid fucking whore. Alass another friday destroyed by megan. ass licking shitbreath cunt. no booze or green. shit shit fuck damn
current mood:  pissed off
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Friday, June 27th, 2003
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12:45 pm - fuck
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so i guess i have to be serious now because i was told that. everything is fine except my neck. i got a hair cut. this lady at work wants to touch my butt. i tried to get money today but i couldnt. the hulk was a good movie. i need lots of firework
current mood: blah
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Thursday, June 26th, 2003
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2:02 am
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 I Will Die of Natural Causes.
Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack.. Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats
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current mood: hot
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1:59 am - yes
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 If i was a serial killer i would be John Wayne Gacy .
If you ever had a reason to be afraid of clowns. This would be it.
Over the course of 3 years John Wayne Gacy, a part time children's party clown, would go on to sodomize, torture and murder over 30 young men, burying most of the bodies under the floor boards of his home.
Gacy would use a chloroform soaked rag to render his victims unconscious, then take them home and tie them up in his basement. He would then proceed to torture them sexually, using a varying range of dildos and sexual toys, eventually strangling them to death with a 2x4 while raping them.
kill count: 30+
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current mood: hopeful
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1:56 am - weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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1:54 am
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1:50 am - shit!
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 I am Diarrhea .
Diarrhea's are by far the most humorous of all the shits going for the big laugh at all costs. From fart jokes to slapstick humor Diarrhea's are know for pulling out the stops when it comes to shits and giggles... though Diarrhea's do have their down sides.. And like the sad clowns they are, Diarrhea's are actually dying inside and prone to suicide and even murder...
What Kinda Shit Are You? |
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current mood:  good
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1:40 am
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1:33 am
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1:33 am - BITCHES!! HELL YEAH
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Tuesday, June 24th, 2003
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12:55 am - cunt cunt cunt cunt bloody butt cunt
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ok stupid mokey butt rocket im back. I the dizzoung Butt master Randy. Oh yeah the cat made me remember what it was aboot. I was going to be a cyborg. Yeah Im going to remove my organs and be a cyborg. iiiiiiiiiii shut up bloody cunt bag.... snatch blast fever ooooo yeah. dirty dirty cock monger. idont anything about your dumbass fucking butt rocket butt ass shit hell damn yeah i fucking like my shitass cunt balls pussy fuck asshole dirty tash ba mouth. cockrockethole.::::::::::: Why dony you just go bleed out your ear. bitch no i dont like that it should be fuck you fucking fuck. i like ::go fucking fuck your self you fucking fuck:::: lol fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck and damn damn damn toooo.fucking ass queef. 586-7309 doe anybody know that number because you should. no really you should. pleas. I have some words for you butt I will have to get them you you later if you please. Ass cracker yummmmmmm I will be to do im in the later if you go it for the food. i like food i need food pulm plum plum. FUCKING ASSBAGGERS
current mood:  productive
current music: colotimity
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12:34 am - mngmnt bitch!
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Now that im here i forgot was it was that was happening. ihope they both fucking die because they suck ass and they have gayass names too, stupid hoes. benferra damit just stick it your butt. yes it is assssssbag. weeeeeeeee now listen its not what your thinking it is or will be.
slash slash (( they are so dumb i hope they kill them selves with eachothers stupidity.::::::::::::uhhhh I think I heard my self? Lets just go home. Remember that thing Yeah I think i still like it or maybe sometimes love it? Its an Rx-s V style. It is soo cool.Please come over here and I will tell you something maybe its a secret but youll have to come and find out. Winky Winky. Ex-plood. with the long o's. It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex in tv pee pee. oh oh we we. stupid french. lol. ok now for real come look. ok weeeeeee that was fun. come stop me I dont want help. come come come as you are.if you say it i will play it. chill out.stupid fucking crazy people. I cant seem to remember it. I dont even know if Its being read. ohh shit. they saw it. now what damit?ok just hold on and ill be back ok. bitch
current mood:  apathetic
current music: poo
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Saturday, June 21st, 2003
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3:14 pm - durgs are my anti-drugs
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sippin on peanutbutter. word to the nerd heard. wisssss out!!!so i spent the night at the the hospital (crazy) and I was talking to this really sexy begeal whitch is funny because I dont like Beagles. So i told her to stick it in her butt. Ba dump dum uhh. "Hey" I said,"Fuck you I'm not done.....Bitches...end quote" What im trying to say is bow bump bump ba dum da pump in the blunt!! When im the the culb i dont have a problem getting a toaster. Hell no I Never let the weiners hit my bum!! So I was at the store and I won a bonus beer from this old lady for helping her push a kid out in front of a car in the parking lot. It was so much fun. ahhh ohhhhweeee poot. Listen if you tell me something I will tell you a story but you have to tell me something good first. anybody. Is this what its like to fuck on cocaine? its like im going on a trip and nobodies invited. its crazy in a jar. nillers in the butt.
current mood:  touched
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Friday, June 20th, 2003
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1:53 am - click here
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curious
awake
devious
