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    Sunday, June 13th, 2004
    6:25 pm
    Keine mehr Schule! Just kidding. It will never end.
    That's right. I have a two week cooking class that is about as long as the school day which for me is 10ish hours anyway. And I am taking summer courses: bowling and human physiology so I can graduate high school. Too many credits. The only classes you really need are music, english, foreign language and the class where you dissect human cadavers. That's it.

    Friday=TOTALLY FREAKING AWESOME!!! We went to HP3, and the 7ish of us met up with Mike, his girlfriend, Keegan and Matt. Keegan's a pretty cool kid, and he has nice shoes. For a while I thought he hated me, but I don't think so. I had a ring pop so my mouth was blue for many hours. Greg wants me to come see Spideyman 2 with him on opening day. Yay. Spideyman is super toll!

    Leelee: another reason you should call me is to discuss the muchos fun** of Friday. I think you understand what I mean, and no it's not as big as that. More of a moderate but still eeeee type thing. And since it's me I just may have dug myself a smidgy hole, which may or may not be difficult to get out of. Remind me Connor needs some musical edu. from me. I'll explain when you CALL ME!!!

    Steven said he would have no problem being a prostitute very loudly in the mall, and I'm glad we weren't arrested or anything. But I warned him we wouldn't help him if he was. That would have been funny too.

    Wow. I really have no life. Just in case no one was quite sure. It's official.

    I'm going to Courtney's house on Thursday!! YAY!! And we're going to sneak into the movies when we get free tickets:
    Plan A: present them with enough grass clippings they think it's worth $6 and they'll give us tickets
    Plan B: hold them up with smelly shoes
    Plan C: hit on some guys in line and get them to buy us tickets
    Plan D: hit on the people selling tickets and get free ones
    See, we've got it all planned out. And we know the secret to immortality. ;)

    Current Mood: bouncy
    Current Music: Hmm. The Doors, duh.
    Saturday, June 5th, 2004
    7:23 pm
    The Rolling Stones are SEXY!!
    Yes, my friends, that's right. "Paint It Black" is an ultra good song. As usual, Matt is right about the music thing.

    Today, we went to the Valley Mall, and that of course means the hippie store-Gateway Gardens, and Hot Topic. I got 9 new buttons for my jacket!! Jim Morrison, a skull and cross-bones, the British flag, Pippin and Sam, a dancing, drinking skeleton with the words Social Distortion. Plus more.

    Yesterday I went over to Sarah's house, and we had soooooooo much fun!! Her dad had a Zeppelin album-which we played on the turntable, and a bunch by the Talking Heads. It was pretty damn exciting. And we ate a bunch of pizza, cheesecake, got tons of candy, and watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Yay!!

    I actually did my math homework already. But I still have a critique, an essay, Il Principe, a summary, DJ's, a visual, and a multiple choice math practice to do. *fission explosion* asld;gfjfinewufglgiahsuhalughnaliuh

    I'm really sad for Tim. Brooke told me what he put in his live journal. And we decided that it's really hard to tell how people are really feeling because we don't really communicate anymore. Also boys are more open about that kind of stuff than we girls are. I kinda went through a really destructive phase last year. I wasn't really outwardly expressive of my thoughts about that. Except with Brooke. But that was the worst part: we were both in the same boat. We never ate, and I was just thinking how easy it would be to badly injure or kill myself. I didn't even have a reason. It just would have been easy. But she pulled out first and helped me to do the same. I think I was more scared that one day I would do something to myself vs. actually having full intent to do it. Still, I want to go give him a really big hug!! But at the same time, I don't think he wants all that attention from all of us, because we are all probably thinking the same thing.

    On to more happy things.

    I am trying hard to convince Mum that she should get me both the Jim Morrison T-shirt (the American Poet one Greg has) and the poster with the same image. He is a sexy man. Only he was sexy, because he's been dead for the last 33 years. And the fact he would be turning 60 if he were alive. I added an r to the end of that. He would be turning 60 if he were a liver.

    In the mall, I almost stole a baby. Really. In fact, I almost accidentally stole a baby thinking it would be normal. Yes. We were by the quarter machines, and I'm like, ooh, a baby, why don't I just take that one. Like instead of a gumball or a glow stick.

    Current Music: The Rolling Stones
    Sunday, May 23rd, 2004
    4:19 pm
    I have the best friends in the whole world!!!!!!
    I really do. Absolute best. Whole world. Yesterday Brooke and Stacie threw this big surprise early birthday/going away party at Rocky's. It was muchos and uber stupendous!!!!! I love each and every one of them soooooo much. When we walked in, I saw Steven first, then Matt, so I knew that Mum totally made up the story of "We're going to my co-worker's granddaughter's birthday", or it's a really small world. YAY!!!! And WOW!!! The only two words I can use to properly describe how I felt. Besides really wanting to cry because I was sooooooo happy.
    It was a nice little wake-up call to how close we all really are from just the small, everyday things. Also that I really do have friends who care. That's always nice. I am going to miss each and every person there (as well as others totalling about 30) so so much, and we all HAVE to keep in touch, no matter how weird phone calls are for some people.
    Pink Floyd is muchos fun. And I think I've heard "Money" before. Matt really does have an extremely commendable taste in music. Matt, I commend your nice music. And hair. And shoes. And the strange fact that you are like Elastic-Man with the elbow-licking, etc.
    Megan and Jessi are driving me crazy, and are FINALLY being grounded to their rooms when Mum and Barry aren't in the house. Now I don't have to babysit them.
    Steven & Greg were surprised/mildly interested that I have a sister. They both were also very eager to tell me on Monday if they think she's hot, which is really sick because she's way to young for them. Sometimes I think she is about 10 mentally. Even THEY are older mentally. Which is saying something.

    Current Mood: calm
    Current Music: More Doors of course
    Saturday, May 8th, 2004
    2:40 pm
    Another Saturday. Couldn't go to the Band Car Wash because it's "Mother's Day Weekend". Yeah, that makes... no sense. Anyway, after chatting with Lee, I suppose I didn't miss much.

    "Guys have a strict behavioral code for every situation..." Well thanks Steven. Firstly, obviously-BECAUSE GIRLS DO TOO. Second, it is not harder for you than it is for us. Boys are crazy. I think insanity actually might be included in their set of hormones.

    Wow. I just listened to a REALLY crap version of Touch Me. It was weak, and had pretty much no bass line.

    Note to self: try to convince Matt to teach me guitar this summer. Guitar=viel viel spass. Time to dance. I think everyone should do a dance at least once a day.

    Grrr. I have a math test Tuesday on double angle identities and associated crap. Since I've done several communal assignments, this is going to be VERY difficult. Whatever- my grade is going up. It's currently at about 2 feet above rock bottom.

    Current Mood: sleepy
    Current Music: Rolling Stones
    Saturday, May 1st, 2004
    5:13 pm
    Yesterday, was pretty damn boring. I decided to skip ALL 3 of my zero hours. We are counting band in that.

    2nd period: Connor was sorta petting Morrison, so I said it was nice they were so close. Then, Connor decided it would be a super idea to pretend to be petting me, which I kinda freaked out about. I'm like, "No,no,no, Connor. You need to learn to control your urges." So he said," How can I when you have such a beautiful body." Needless to say, I just stared at him for a second- which I utilized as recovery time for his rather creepy comment, and something came out which Connor interpreted to mean don't resist, and I said," No Connor. That was a combination of No. and you're just going to have to resist." He's been talking to me pretty regularly, which is odd for him. Then again, it's about lessening my acid addiction.
    Matt got officially kicked out of sectionals. We had to go in there twice, and he said," I'll make her not want me in there anymore." He did. He was talking to Anna about the music, and Evil Lady went pyscho!
    E.L.:"Matt, do you even want to be in here anymore?"
    E.L.:"You're more trouble than you're worth....GET OUT OF HERE. JUST GET YOUR STUFF AND GET OUT!!!!"
    *VERY forcefully slams door after Matt as he leaves with a smirk.*

    She's pretty strong for being so old. Even Matt was surprised by her sudden strength. But it just made him laugh. Then later she basically called me a hooker. She commented on my beads and said they look like the kind the guys give the girls in New Orleans. Thanks, but I have A LOT more dignity than that! Matt thought this was pretty amusing.

    4th period:Math WASL. I was one of the first ones done, which was cool. Then I did my good deed by teaching Sarah how to play poker. Tim made me angry with his line-by-line of The Raven. He needs to watch his opinions of homosexuality, and stop sharing them with me, and others that see absolutely nothing wrong with it.

    6th: Well, its German. UBER SPASS, but nothing ever happens. Then there was the underarm hair video where Sophie had like 4 different boyfriends. Das ist alle. Oh, on the way to class my ankels got hooked together with jewelry, so I got to shuffle a good 30 ft. from the hall to my seat to fix it. Steven thought it was pretty damn hilarious. But then he gave me fries, so it was better.

    Got a Mango Jet Tea. Ah, the mangoey goodness makes me sooooo happy.

    Cheerio, mates.

    Current Mood: relaxed
    Current Music: "Celebration of the Lizard" by The Doors
    4:41 pm
    Happy May Day!!
    Yay for The Doors! Ah, the love.

    I am soooo excited- later we are going to see Secret Window. Tee hee, Johnny Depp. He still looks good even without the lovely long and the pirate attire.

    Leelee-alright. So now you know and all that. PLEASE PLEASE don't tell anyone. I know you won't, but I'm just freaked out, since counting you, 3 people know, and one (not Brooke) keeps bringing it up-asking me if I like him, when other people are around that know him. Luckily they are girls who simply know of him and don't happen to talk to him on a daily basis.

    This time, it won't end the same way as last time. Checked that one. Also, common interest-ultra hot music like The Doors, The Who, Led Zeppelin, etc. And we actually talk to each other. Well, Sam and I talked too, but this is uh... different. It's really not, but we can pretend.

    "If you give this man a ride, sweet family will die. Killer on the road." Twisted, but my fave line of this song.
    "Girl, ya gotta love your man. Take him by the hand and make him understand.." That's just not appropriate.

    Anyway. Just so you know, I'm going to ask him and Steven to come see Van Helsing with me next Friday, with the knowledge that Steven is busy on Fridays. You should come too. Brooke won't. I have decided your offer still stands, even though it's a different guy. Besides, I would love it if you could come. And I know him and Steven wanted to see it since they mentioned it during our last fire drill. I remember stuff like that. Therefore, it just might work.

    So, how are you doing? You are the only one I know that even uses Blurty, but that's fine.

    My sister is driving me out of my freaking mind today. And Jessi. I swear, they can have bigger attitude problems than I do when I get cramps. That's pretty messed up, since nothings wrong with them.

    Have a terrific, fantabulous May Day!!!! :)

    Current Mood: Dancey, as usual
    Current Music: "Riders On The Storm" by The Doors
    Saturday, April 17th, 2004
    10:57 am
    The Doors rock my socks off!!!!
    A special thank-you to Matt for introducing me to the wide world of classic-rock-on-acid. The Doors are QUITE WONDERFUL, and Jim Morrison is a BEAUTIFUL MAN!!! Especially without a shirt on! Anyway, ultra yay!!

    I have a stupid Whitman paper for English due Monday that I haven't even read the poem for. Yesterday, Steven and I determined that Walt Whitman was a pornographer. And I have the first 1/2 of Circus Bee to memorize. It is better than last year's parade piece. We should play "Celebration of the Lizard" but it takes like 17 minutes. It would still be really, really cool. And motivational.

    Lee: what I told you a few weeks ago after a Footsyloose was short-lived. It no longer applies since there isn't exactly any point. I don't know if I'm in the middle of a similar situation as that, or..... But it is DEFINITELY one of those things that would be a devastatingly bad idea to actually approach them about since I have NO proof or even idea if it's mutual. If I did say something it would move like wildfire and I would be in a position I really would rather avoid. But at least he knows I exist, like we're on a daily conversational basis. But this is REALLY strange, even though I have my own reasons.

    Current Mood: dancey
    Current Music: The Doors (online radio station)
    Saturday, April 10th, 2004
    6:34 pm
    I just found a radio station online that plays nothin' but Zeppelin. You really can't get much cooler. 100% Beatles, but other than that.... Immigrant Song. So nice. It's really quite exciting.

    My stupid glasses broke again. Why you ask? Because they were made by Taiwanese children in sweatshops for 3 cents an hour. That's why. "Italian" is not fooling anyone.

    BLACK ADDER is my hero!!!!!!!!! For today, my hero is Wellman, since he told me to go to Google, type in weapons of mass destruction, hit I'm feeling lucky instead of Enter, and READ THE ENTIRE ERROR MESSAGE. Try it. It's hilarious. At least I thought it was.

    Kurt Cobain killed himself 10 years ago Monday. There Brooke, that was for you. And yay for the FOO FIGHTERS. So there.
    6:16 pm
    Springy Break is over. :(
    My stupid glasses broke, AGAIN. I swear, they were made by Taiwanese children who get paid 3 cents an hour. Ha-"Italian" doesn't fool anyone. Three arms have broken off in the last year. Grrrrr... But I get new frames, and they're gonna be cooler anyway, so it's not so bad.

    Someone please tell me what a Piggyrabbit is.

    BLACK ADDER IS MY HERO. Speaking of heroes, Wellman is my hero for today. This is because he sent me this following marvy idea: Go to Google and type in weapons of mass destruction. Do not hit enter, hit I'm feeling lucky, and read the ENTIRE error message. Oh, it is quite amusing. At least I think so.

    I still have to work on that stupid WHAP project. But hey, it's on Russia, so it's not that bad. And at least it's going to be interesting. Must remember to talk to Matt about the visuals. I've got it, a real-live nuclear missile. That we can use to eliminate the Devil! All right, maybe just a little plastic one we will fire with a G.I. Joe cannon at Barbie.

    Here's a question: Who are the 2 most attractive actors featured in black and white films? And the 2 coolest female actress (same time period)?
    The correct answers: Cary Grant and Jimmy Stewart; Ingrid Bergman- b/c she's in C.G. films, and Katherine Hepburn- b/c she's funnier than Audrey and has a better accent.


    Current Mood: Dancey
    Current Music: Led Zeppelin in my head.
    Saturday, March 20th, 2004
    6:35 pm
    Walkin' to New Mexico...
    Yes. That's right, today, we-Brooke and I, took a 3 hour walk to New Mexico. It was great. We even stopped in some random state for power cheeseburgers!! It was lovely-Oklahoma must have nice cheeseburgers, if that is in fact where we were. The sunburn is bad though. :(

    If you ever have the opportunity to watch Intolerable Cruelty-DONT!! It is NOT worth the time or effort. Unless you want to have George Clooney's babies.

    Hot Topic is DAMN WONDERFUL!!!!!!! YAY! We went to go get patches/ buttons for the next adventure in strange clothing-navy blue suit jacket- made better. ;)
    Then we got tasty Japanisch food, and some creepy black guys started hitting on us." Youre lookin' sexy" is really not what you want to hear from creepy, smoking, aging men. Cute, young, attractive boys- then it is maybe ok- more strange.

    Jim Morrison was a cool man. All American Rejects have talent. Too bad the Beatles keep dying. Led Zeppelin knows where it's at. I loves me some waffles. Just so we're all clear.

    Converse shoes are SEXY AND ULTRA MAGNIFICENT [AND RAINBOWEY-says Brooke]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY OH YAY OH YAY FOR SHOES!!!!!!!! And the Justice League. *must stop rambling before head explodes*

    Matchstick Men is a pretty ok movie. Qwert yu iop!! Sadf jghlk: zxcv mbn. Beat that!!!!
    GHOTI. That's right- fish.

    Current Mood: bouncy
    Current Music: Sting is in my head
    Saturday, March 13th, 2004
    1:43 pm
    Heute ist Samstag...
    Ich habe VIEL Hausaufgaben zu machen, und morgen ist PIE-tag. As Steven says," What starts with P and ends in ie. Auf Deutsch." Not pie. Pornographie. Thank you for your input- NOT contribution*.

    "Do ya love me... now that I can dance?" That's right. Love to dance. "Watch me now." *does mad arm-flinging, hip-swinging, head shaking dance at computer accompanied by a few flips off a nearby wall*

    I am NOT on morphine, though I rather wish I was. Meine Mutti ist jetzt Kekse kochen. Awww, yeah.

    More people need to participate in Cake on Wednesday, also known as Hump Day. During Lunch in Lang's Room. Last time, we did pseudo-Bellyish dancing to Dollar Mendi (brilliant Indian pop star). It was WAAAY hot. I told Steve I will make him learn to belly dance with me!! But I think he agreed because he thinks I'm going to be his "N'SYNC bitch". Or not. Actually, I would learn the dance moves and dance it with him, but I am not his bitch. Just so we're all clear.

    Current Mood: dancy
    Current Music: Oldies 101.1, baby
    Saturday, March 6th, 2004
    11:57 am
    I don't know why, but I find Making Fiends really amusing. Ah, that's because it is.

    Yesterday, Steve presented his I-Search paper in English. A 15ish minute presentation on "Why is Sex Fun?". It was utterly hilarious. He discussed fruit fly sex, chimpanzee sex, and how humans are different: human females don't have some sort of physical sign acting as a billboard for the male that reads," I'm ovulating. Please have sex with me." Seriously!! So of course, Chelsea made a sign reading such to go with Steven's picture relating to the 'Doing Yourself' article he altered. Nice. Bryce, Chelsea, Steven, Stacie, Whitney and I were practically wetting ourselves for at least 20 minutes! We HAD to show Brooke, Leelee, Wellman and of course Steve after school because it was that classic. Steve said,"Well I think girls should go around with a sign that says,'I'm ovulating. Please have sex with me.'" No, Steve, you moron. We REALLY wanted to post it all on Mrs. Anderson's door- which made us laugh even harder, but we thought that wasn't the smartest idea ever.

    Yes. An inside look at what exactly it is we do during Mr. Lang's class. Rated R magnetic poetry-Steven, a "broader German vocabulary" on Google-everyone, Making you Gia, and twisting everything anyone says to make it really bad, thus probably relating to sex.

    Many thanks go to Gia this week for aiding me in my ode to KPO4, and giving me Beatles, Wallflowers, and Simon and Garfunkel cds!!

    Also, a special thanks to Leelee for all the great fun at Hart field, and helping me go farther than I think I can.

    And a nice note to me mum for buying me food so I don't die. And I think the poptarts had LSD in them. :) Tasty. Pantsu! Uh, yeah. Definitely LSD. And my new friends: Sock-Monkey-Mitten-Men.

    Current Mood: ecstatic
    Current Music: "Monkeys live up in trees. Monkeys have furry knees."
    Wednesday, March 3rd, 2004
    8:06 pm
    Track rocks my socks off!
    Today, because we sprinter-types are ultra cool, we got to take a spiffy run from Hart down to Manito and back. Yes, great, bone-chilling, exhilirating fun.

    WHAP should be shot, because she is crazy. Ladies and gentlemen, syphilis originated in the Americas. Now I am prepared for college. And Machiavelli wrote The Prince. NO SHIT!!!

    My science teacher is a loser. We were talking about white and black dwarves in class, so Gia dared me to ask about the origins of a red dwarf. Of course we meant the timeless classic 80's television show, but of course, Mr. Pierce had absolutely NO idea what we were talking about. WHAT KIND OF HOPELESS INDIVIDUAL HAS NEVER SEEN OR AT LEAST HEARD OF RED DWARF????!!!?! A hell of a lot of people, I can tell ya that much.

    Went to Making today. Very lovely! Vendetta is my hero.

    Wednesdays= Official Cake in Lang's Room at 12:30 Days. Sweet, food forever. Like a hobbit.

    Daniel informed me that, "Burping is like having an orgasm in your throat." Well, thanks there pal. So that is your secret motivation for drinking carbonated beverages!

    Current Mood: energetic
    Current Music: "Making Fiends" theme song [and the Monkey/Vegetable ones]
    Sunday, February 29th, 2004
    5:48 pm
    The Detour
    Right o. Last night, we went to the Detour to watch Xpqoriusegheo. I thought they needed a more unique name. Anyway, since we were 2 hours early, Wess, Lee and I made a mad dash to catch Act I of Footloose. Millie was cool about it and let us in without tickets. We went back around 9, and since there was a bunch of older people, there was a TON of smoking. Ick. Our clothes reeked afterwards from just standing there. Plus a few girls at the table we were standing near were exchanging Rx meds. Great, or not.
    Then we quickly drove over to LC so Leelee to sprechen mit Elliot. Yay for Leelee!!! Now Elliot can ponder on Lee's undying love for him. :)

    Got my homework done by 3:30 today- well, 3 math stuffs, my Unit Circle, and the H/R nonsense. I UNDERSTAND WHAT 'MR.T' IS TALKING ABOUT!!!!! Cool, kay, I'm done.
    We went and got Trackie shoes today! Yay for that. That's it. That is pretty much the extent of my life.
    Saturday, February 28th, 2004
    12:54 pm
    Ode to Bellydancing!
    Belly dancing is super awesome! Mum says I might be able to take lessons this summer! They wear ULTRA cute, flowy outfits, dangling, clinky jewelry-which I have found from personal experience you can NEVER have too much of- 83 fit on my wrists at one time + the 10ish at home. Anyway, it would be marvy and magnificent!!! Yay for hippie-gypsy stuff!
    Yes Mum, because I want to take bellydancing, when I grow up I will live in a harem. Not any harem mind you, but one auf Turkei, naturlich! And no one will notice my very not dark stomach and realise my inability to speak Turkish. Then, I shall become a whirling dervish, get motion sickness, and return to England my love. Then I shall travel to surrey, and buy a Leyland Tiger PS2 or an AEC Regent III, both exceptionally nice modes of transportation. Or a flat bed lorry for my goat. And I live happy ever after, until I'm 150. Pretty nice life. While in the Middle East, I shall rescue Nino (his little episode Amelie related) and live with the French man. So there! And some people stay in Spokane all their life when they could have exhilirating experiences such as those!

    Current Mood: chipper
    Current Music: Young Man Blues by The Who (still in my head)
    12:31 pm
    Oh, meine gute! HA! Firewalls can go to hell!!! Beat that.
    Anyways, Footloose rocks my socks off. SO LOVELY. Especially when the house DOESNT swing and they attempt to STOP the windows from swinging. :) DONT HIT THINGS THAT ARE SUSPENDED ON F***ING PIPES!!! (Yes, the good beer commie.) I am going to miss it though. Got to meet Leelee's friends Skyler and Travis.

    Yes Travis, I now understand your question. In regards to the Internet, then yes, I am Laureli. And yes, it did take me about 16 hours to realize what the hell you were talking about. Two weeks without adequate sleep leading me into a deeper level of mental psycosis renders me pretty much incapable of anything above auto-mode. In addition to the fact that I hadn't met you before yesterday, making the idea of Blurty obsolete.

    Lee- I just watched the coolest vegetarian show in the WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! There was this really awesome Chinese man with a real accent, and his name is Mr. Yan. What makes it more amusing, is that is Megan's alias. For some strange reason, her little Odyssey chums called her M. Ryan, for Meg Ryan, since they have the same name. Now move the dot. You now have Mr. Yan!!!! Sheer genius!

    Brooke- Keine LJ fur mich, aber, ich bin toll auch! HAHAHAHA! Auch, keine Englisch sprechen naturlich!
    Greg hat eine Lendentuch- loincloth!! (Superman) Bahhh! I am happy that you can go to see your lover again, for the last time, but just beg Meyer for the tape. Oh, look how I just made that really not good. ;)

    GIRLIES- THERE IS ANOTHER TRIBUTE TO MY COLLECTIVE LOVE ON CH.7, MITTWOCH, 8 ODER 9 UHR!!!!! Oh, Georgie how I love you, and how I wish Yoko hadn't given you cancer. Yoko, I will personally be in hell to kick your ass!! Maybe I can find Jude's son and marry him. Yes, I want to marry you because back in the day, your grandfather was a sexy beast! Now THAT is a very MARVY IDEA!!

    Current Mood: artistic
    Current Music: Smile by AFI (in my head of course)
    Sunday, December 7th, 2003
    5:40 pm
    I have 2 math assignments to do, as well as my English Journal of my Chivalric Deeds from uh, Thursday until today. I DON'T WANT TO DO MY MATH MR. THORSON. So there. I actually did something today, I woke up at 7:35- on a Sunday!! and read Little Women for 2 hours. Then I made breakfast which included hand stirred cinnamon sugar which actually tasted good. After my shower, Megan and I took Jessi's dog Tucker for a short walk, we watched Miss Congenialty, and that's kinda it. Oh! I practiced bassoon and turned my dilapidated music folder into an experiment from the Red Green Show! The holes are fixed and bits of the inside and back are covered, and the front is laminated!

    Current Mood: accomplished
    Current Music: The telly from the next room.
    Saturday, December 6th, 2003
    6:41 pm
    Psychosis is a genetic disposition.
    I don't know if that's true, or if it's a learned behavior, but my whole family is raving mad. I still love them though. :) Take my Grandfather for instance. Last year he was researching the origin of oragies, and today him and my Mutti discussed what will happen to you if you got shot by a: .357 Magnum- your shoulder will be practically blown off since the gun is like a hand-held canon; a .22 shotgun- very dangerous since the bullet will bounce around inside you off your bones and stuff to inflict more damage; and etc. This is quite normal. The things I learn.
    We have the Pirates of the Carribean DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:) :) :) :) :)
    Tim is bad. He wants to know how to say "I practice genital blood-letting [wellman says like the mayan emperors did]" in foreign languages. Suprisingly, that is one we haven't yet thought of to find. However we did manage to find:
    Ich brauche eine Ziege, jetzt. [I need to sacrife a goat now.] And,
    Deine Mutter [oder Vater, etc.] hat Tripper. [Your mother or whoever has gonorrhea.
    Crazy stuff huh. Steven was laughing like a lunatic when I told him the latter one.

    Current Mood: hungry
    Current Music: none :(
    Saturday, November 29th, 2003
    12:57 pm
    GRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! Oh, and damn the holidays- 'family reunions'
    Some people drive me crazy. I was going to make myself lunch b/c I didn't feel like eating turkey, so I heated up some green bean stuff. I asked Barry if I could put some more crunchy onions on it since there wasn't very much, and he was just like, "I already put in more than the recipe calls for. You don't need any more....". Yes, that 5 cents worth of food I planned on using is really going to impact you- no, it really doesn't matter. And then he got really pissed off when I said next year I wanted to go to my grandparents house where they use lots. "You better catch us bus there then b/c you're not eating here." Just freaking spectacular!! We are always going to Jessi's grandparents' houses [obviously Barry's parents], but it's just too freaking difficult to go see mine. It is no one's fault they aren't the best buddies in the world- hey, if I was Barry I prolly wouldn't get along with them that well and vice versa b/c both sides are a different kind of crazy. I think, [and Barry's step-mom thinks] that he is a crazy control freak. WHY ARE THEY GETTING MARRIED IF THEY HAVE SUCH HUGE PROBLEMS WHERE BOTH OF THEM ARE YELLING SO MUCH THEY PUSH EACH OTHER TO THE BRINK OF MADNESS?????? "All relationships have ups and downs." Yeah, cool. Now I want to remain single or emotionally cold enough to say "yeah, you're a fucking pyscho" and move on with life. I don't think I'm that bad off for not having a male role model other than the occasional influences of my grandfather. It's not like I have been sitting here wishing for one. Especially when I hear things like "Gays should be/ should have been segregated -AIDS" and "Not believing in a higher power is nieve." etc.
    Friday, November 28th, 2003
    12:56 pm

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    You Are Sonic,Tails,and Knuckles

    What Sonic Character Are You
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    I'm not completely sure who these people are, but when am I ever??

    Your soul is bound to the Yellow Rose: The

    "I've travelled through the land of
    surrender and seen it all. I throw my heart
    out and keep my head up, and now I travel
    through the land of peace."

    The Yellow Rose is associated with friendship,
    intuition, and fun. It is governed by the
    goddess Hestia and its sign is The Intertwined
    Rings, or True Friendship.

    As a Yellow Rose, you always look out for your
    friends. You would much rather have strong
    ties with friends than a single tie with a
    lover and your devotion to your friends is
    clear. You may have great intuition and be
    able to read emotions clearly, but sometimes
    you can seem distant yourself.

    What Rose Is Your Soul Bound To?
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    Ummm, .... ok then. But then again, the rose is not the coolest ever. It's high up there though cos it is a big flower.

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