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This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [30 Aug 2003|11:16pm]
Ahem. Um, Jayce. Think they're right? )
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This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [30 Aug 2003|12:44am]
[ mood | amused ] This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer)

AUGUST 28--

The gentlemen from 'N Sync have been called everything from no-talents to tone deaf, but the city fathers in Columbus, Ohio have a new name for the group: deadbeats. According to representatives with the Columbus Division of Income Tax, the band has stiffed the city on a four-figure tax bill stemming from concerts the group performed in 2000 and 2001. Seems that entertainers and athletes are hit with a small levy on income earned in Columbus--and the city actually expects the tax to be paid. But when 'N Sync did not come up with the cash--and ignored eight subsequent deficiency notices--the city filed two Municipal Court lawsuits against the group seeking overdue taxes and penalty fees. When those actions were also ignored, the city recently secured default judgments in the Franklin County courthouse. Along with naming 'N Sync's corporate entity, Zeeks, Inc., the Columbus officials also listed Justin Timberlake, J.C. Chasez, Lance Bass, and Joey Fatone as individual debtors (the boy band's fifth member, Chris Kirkpatrick, apparently paid his taxes in a timely fashion). While the judgments sought $8314, the city last week lowered that figure to $4254 after discussions with the group's business manager. While the four grand won't help much with the city's gaping budget deficit, 'N Sync finally forked over the dough yesterday, according to a Columbus spokesman. From here.


Damn you, Chris. Fucking show off. ;)

CHASEZ IS QUITE THE SLEEPYHEAD
Seems 'NSyncs JC Chasez may have enough of a good thing-i.e.beautiful girls who just can't get enough of him, US Weekly reports.

After a night spent flirting at L.A. nightclub The Concorde on Aug. 21, Chasez, 27, and two of his guy friends invited a dozen or so gorgeous ladies back to his Hollywood Hills home for an after party.

"They picked out the hottest girls and asked if they wanted to hang out with Jc," one of the invited females said. "When we got there, he lit candles and put on sexy music."

But don't get the wrong idea. According to the source, even though Chasez had spent hours sitting "really close" with a "Britney Spears look-alike", at 3;30 a.m., Chasez surprised everyone by being a party pooper.

"He headed upstairs alone and went to bed," the souce says. "We all thought we'd been invited to a sex party, and he just wanted to go to sleep!" From Orange County Register


Did I mention I love my husband? He really musn't like women because that'd be temptation for any man who did. Even the slightest bit.

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This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [28 Aug 2003|09:12am]
I'm addicted to these, I think )
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This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [27 Aug 2003|08:57am]
Which member of NSYNC are YOU most likely to fuck? )

Mmm. Yummy.
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This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [16 Aug 2003|09:18pm]
He's back! He's back!

*leaps into the air*

Fuck, let's fuck.
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This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [12 Aug 2003|08:56am]
Dirty Boys Meme (and look, ma! I used a cut tag! )
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SPAM! This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [09 Aug 2003|08:35pm]
I think I just found one of my new favorite websites.

Please, just humor me. It's my one-month wedding anniversary and my husband has gone again.

Previous Life Meme by quill18
Username:
Zodiac Sign:
Favorite Colour:
Last Life:Rancher
Attendants at Funeral:88
Created with quill18's MemeGen!


That is so me.
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This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [09 Aug 2003|08:28pm]
Okay, so I cheated and tweaked a few things. Um. Like. Just about all of it. 'Cause really, i don't have a $1,184,062 wedding with Ashton on June 7th, 2019. No offense, dude.

Who Will You Marry? by Sari
Name
DateJune 7, 2003
SpouseJC Chasez
Price of Wedding$4
Created with quill18's MemeGen!
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This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [09 Aug 2003|01:57am]
I forgot to mention it in my ealier post, but dammmit, it's still August 8th in some part of the world, so.


Happy World Orgasm Day!

Not to encourage anyone to allow this special holiday to overshadown the important of August 8th being JC's birthday, but really, you should all go out and celebrate accordingly.

And really, how appropriate is it that these two days fall on the same day?
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This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [08 Aug 2003|04:50pm]
Hmm. I'm pretty damn anxious to see if JC can make it back home today. God, I miss him.

And in case you didn't know, today is his birthday. His 27th. He's always been much younger and much older than his age, all at once. And I can remember his 19th birthday, too. It was not too long after I joined the group, and only a few days before we got our first record deal.

I don't have the sweet lists I see for JC like Chris had. Or the great presents he's getting. I was never the best gift-giver. Not like the other guys, like JC. I can't give the thoughtful presents that others can do so well. He doesn't need the nice car or the big house because he has all that. All I have to offer the man is myself. He deserves much more than that, but it's all I have to give (this is where I ignore anyone who is reminded of a BsB song). And well, this, too.



I love you, baby. And happy birthday.
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This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [07 Aug 2003|08:37pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ] This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer)
[ music | Maroon 5 - Tangled ] This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer)

*jumps up and down excitedly* I talked to him today. He called and I was around to answer his call. Jayce. My husband. I talked to him. I haven't talked to him, see him, held him in almost a week.

Good news: He said that the procedure went perfectly.

Andandand even bigger news. He says he might be back tomorrow. That's his birthday. Tomorrow. Get him many presents. Shower him with stuff. But leave it on the front door because he's going to be busy tomorrow.

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This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [07 Aug 2003|01:14am]
It seems that I'm trying to fill in the emptiness in the house with Jayce gone. Faith'll be sleeping in my bed, Alyson's bunkin' in one of the guestrooms, Jen is on the couch (of getting laid), and Chris is sleeping on the floor in the office? Weh?

So, yes. I got through today. Jayce and my little anniversary. Three-months, Jayce and I have been together. God, it seems like forever. Not three months. And yeah, I had my little relapse into broodiness, so here is my song I dedicate to, hmm. Wonder who.

Stormy Weather - Etta James (who is amazing)

Don't know why
There's no sun up in the sky
Stormy weather
Since my man and I ain't together
Keeps raining all of the time

Oh, yeah
Life is bad
Gloom and misery everywhere
Stormy weather, stormy weather
And I just can get my poor self together
Oh, I'm weary all of the time
The time, so weary all of the time

When he went away
The blues came in and met me
Oh, yeah if he stays away
Old rocking chair's gonna get me
All I do is pray
The Lord will let me
Walk in the sun once more

Oh, I can't go on, can't go on, can't go on
Everything I have is gone
Stormy weather, stormy weather
Since my man and I, me and my daddy ain't together
Keeps raining all of the time
Oh, oh, keeps raining all of the time
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah raining all of the time
Stormy stormy
Stormy weather
Yeah
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This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [06 Aug 2003|04:09pm]
Maybe I'm just pathetic, but all this missing JC seems to be getting to me. I'm getting all wistful and shmoopy and shmaltzy and a bit reclusive. I know, I know, I'm sorry. But really, I think I'm getting pathetic. I look at the calender and see what today's date it was and it just kind of hits me that it's been three months, today's date that we got together. All the way back in April when I resolved to try. Try to open up. To him, to being in love, to being bi gay. So, yes, I got a little teary. It was when we had our first kiss, too.

I miss him. His birthday's this Friday. Our one-month anniversary's this Saturday. I miss my husband. And it's only been five days. Freakin' eternity. Not even that time when we, uh, "took a break" were we apart this long. I dunno. I missed his phonecall. Just to hear his voice even.

*sighs* Faith's been missing him, too. Said she doesn't like it when people leave. Funny how when you're a kid, it's harder to understand people's motives. Just gotta reassure her he'll be back. Back home and healthy.

Man, I talked to J last night. How long ago was it since the last time we actually talked? Too long. There was once a time when we had to share just about everything short of spit, but. I guess we all did grow. Grow up. Grow apart? Well, I hope not.

Closing note: I love children. They're just so amazing. Just the fact that they're here amongst us. Faith decided she wants to be a singer/archeologist. If anyone can get me a connection to Brendan Fraser, help me out. His character from The Mummy has a fan who wants to meet him.
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This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [03 Aug 2003|01:52am]
*draws a small line on a post-it on his desk and sighs* Day one.
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This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [02 Aug 2003|04:35am]
*in bed, holding JC tight, looking down at him as he sleep. Brushes his lips across his temple*

I don't want to go to sleep. Not yet. Maybe, just maybe if I stay up, tomorrow won't come and it can be him and me forever. But he has to go. It's his best chance of getting better and. That's most important thing. I have no idea how I'll be able to sleep with him gone. I've forgotten how it is to sleep alone. Two weeks is a long time.


*stills as JC stirs in his sleep, sighs in relief when he notices him breathing deeply still* I love you, baby. Don't forget to come back home. To me. Please come back to me. *snuggles down under the covers, eyes trained on JC's sleeping face, trying to stay awake, but eventually giving in, drifting off*
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This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [30 Jul 2003|12:14am]
So, I have this huge test that I really need to study for, and need a good grade on. So, from tomorrow afternoon to about noon Thurs, if you see me, don't IM me. If I IM you, tell me to get my ass back to them books.

Please?
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This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [29 Jul 2003|08:28am]
Just so you all know: I love my husband. My husband, thank God, my husband. And the sex is good, too.

So, yes, ladies and gentlemen, a bit has happened. I'm not getting into the thing with Ashlee. Frankly, I still feel like a stupid ass, and I've already been forgiven. There are other things I have to deal with right now.

I'm trying to hard to be strong. I take care of Faith, and I take care of JC. Don't get me wrong. I love having a reason to be with them more. My life depends so much on those two. I just. I get so angry sometimes. Why? Why this? After everything else? In times of trouble, I would go to church, always did. It used to be so calming, so helpful. But last time, I just had to leave. I couldn't stand to be there. Is this some kind of punishment? Did we do something wrong? Was every priest in my childhood right about gays and hellfire and brimstone? Why do I have faith in that kind of God?

Fuck, I'd sell my soul to the devil himself for a lifetime with my family.

'Til death do us part and beyond then.

I know I keep showing everyone this side of me that seems to have given up. I know I seem weak a lot. I feel it deep inside me. He's going to make it. He's gotta. I would stake my life on that. He will.

It just hurts because. I see him and it seems like I'm lying to myself. Just take him into my arms. Protect my family from all the troubles. It hurts because it always seems like I'm wrong. I wish with all my heart I'm not.

Onto. Onto happier things, yes. Because I don't want anyone trying to kill themselves after reading this. It seems like congratulations are in order. Jen and Ashton sprung a rather surprising....surprise? on us all. They just got married. It is 8.15AM right now. I don't expect either of them to read this until mid-afternoon or later. They should be in bed, enjoying last night and today. Cherish this time, guys. The first day always goes so fast and it is perfect, but you won't be able to hold onto it.

Life's funny like that. From extreme happiness to settling into this rather content feeling.

Hey, did you know I have a truly adorable daughter? I would say the most adorable, but I'd rather not get into any debates against any mothers around here. But she is a gem. She so concerned for her daddy. She wants to be a great singer. Yes, like her daddy. Like Jayce. Not like me, oh, no. I'm not letting her becoming a singer like me. Jayce is who just about any singer should aspire to be like. Putting everything in him into everything he does.

Did you catch him on The Tom Green Show? He beat my time in the water tank. But you know, I forgive him. That is lung capacity. That kind of skill is helpful. *cough* In the hot tub.

Okay. You all were such an attentive audience. How about some pictures to end this show with? )
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This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [23 Jul 2003|08:11am]
[ mood | dead ] This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer)

*blinks awake, shivering. The light is too bright and he closes his eyes again. He looks around and realizes that he had fallen asleep in the bathtub. Getting up, he reaches for a large plush towel and wraps around his trembling, cold body. Before stepping out of the cold water, he reaches down and pulls the stopper out of the drain. Rubbing his arms to get warm, he mutters under his breath about taking sleeping pills after baths instead of before. His pruny skin is saturated with water, and he carefully puts his clothes back on. Careful to be quiet, he sneaks into his bedroom to grab some clothes and runs back to the guestroom before Jen can wake up*

I can't believe what I've done. And. The way he looked at me. I never thought I would be on the receiving end of that look. Not from him. I want to say I know what he must be feeling, but I couldn't say that for sure. I don't feel things like he. And I hurt him. Bad. Things are different. I went looking for trouble. Guess I found it good and well. I want to make it all better, make it up to him, but how could I ever? Why should I even get a second chance? I hurt him. I could see it so clearly. Just the look in his eyes. He asked me if it was payback. God, no, of course not. I got passed that. I've forgiven, but this is different. This was Lance being, yes, you've guessed it, stupid. Stupid stupid stupid.

And God, Jen and Chris. I still don't know how they don't completely hate me. I still feel like I should've been hit. Really hard. In painful places.

Christ, what the hell was I thinking? He's everything to me. Everything and I ruined it. Fucked it up like everything else. All I can say is, I'm sorry. To everyone involved. Everyone who knows. Feel free to just severe all ties with me if you want, I deserve it. Don't say I don't. I know I do. You know who you are.

I miss the old days when things were simple and I wasn't a complete fuck-up. )

*ignoring his growling stomach, pulls out the bottle of sleeping pills from the night before, just taking some dry. He slides under the covers of the guestbed, curled up under the sheets, trembling slightly as he slips into a fitful sleep*

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This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [23 Jul 2003|01:30am]
Yeah. So. Lance is stupid.

In case any of you didn't figure that out by now. Ok. So. Bye.
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This is fake, yo. (Disclaimer) [21 Jul 2003|08:33pm]
God help me, I don't know if I can do this.
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