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Go Ask Tesco's Blurty:
| Wednesday, July 1st, 2009 | |
| 8:59 am [clown_dust] |
Dear Tesco, Does anyone use Blurty anymore? It appears it's been taken over with retarded spammers and such. Is there anyway you can take it over.... like taking over the world? ;) |
| Monday, March 2nd, 2009 | |
| 8:44 pm [scotch1221] |
Dearest Tesco, If whenever having a conversation of the sexual nature, the guy always talks about how he tries to get his cock in his own ass......really, what does that mean? |
| Friday, February 20th, 2009 | |
| 10:50 am [clown_dust] |
Dear Tesco, Do you ever run into this lady at your gym?  Happy Friday! |
| Friday, January 2nd, 2009 | |
| 1:03 pm [laaaaame] |
Question Why'd you change your pic? It's not going to bother him you know. All you did was feed into what he wants. |
| Thursday, December 18th, 2008 | |
| 4:56 am [nextproblem] |
Cougar questions How much of a cougar am I if I fuck men in their 20s..I'm 35.. Of course its purly vanilla and amusment. and really what is it that makes cougars cougars? |
| Thursday, December 4th, 2008 | |
| 2:07 pm [canuck5] |
Dear Tesco, Should I charge $2.99/min or $3.99/min for my new 900 number? |
| Thursday, November 27th, 2008 | |
| 3:27 pm [princess_fuck] |
when we're having sex, my boyfriend really likes it when i squeeze his balls. ...and i'm not talking polite little gropes. he wants me to like, pull and crush them. primarily, is he nuts (no pun intended)? ...will this one day affect his fertility? what is it really doing to him? ...and how in the hell could he ever find this pleasurable? |
| Monday, November 24th, 2008 | |
| 7:15 pm [inolongercare] |
Just what is a 'no strings' relationship? Current Mood: confused |
| Tuesday, October 28th, 2008 | |
| 8:37 am [clown_dust] |
Dear Tesco, How come no one has asked you any questions lately? |
| Friday, September 19th, 2008 | |
| 12:29 pm [clown_dust] |
Dear Tesco, Happy Friday! |
| Monday, September 8th, 2008 | |
| 2:57 am [nextproblem] |
TEscoVEE red pill or blue pill? |
| Monday, August 25th, 2008 | |
| 10:22 am [clown_dust] |
Dear Tesco, Please provide a caption:  |
| Monday, July 28th, 2008 | |
| 4:55 pm [scotch1221] |
Dearest Tesco, I think I am gonna go dark (or darker) with my hair.....waddaya think? (No philosophical "pizza" answer please) Kisses, nibbles and such ;-) |
| Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 | |
| 1:34 pm [clown_dust] |
Dear Tesco, Are your tomatoes as big as these?  |
| Monday, July 21st, 2008 | |
| 12:39 pm [clown_dust] |
Dear Tesco, Happy Monday! |
| Saturday, July 5th, 2008 | |
| 5:09 pm [tweekrat3339] |
Dear Tesco ................ I'm sorry. It's been so long. You will have to remind me. Who are you again? |
| Tuesday, July 1st, 2008 | |
| 7:24 am [clown_dust] |
Dear Tesco, *Knocks on screen* Just making sure the big move hasn't beat you up too much... (is prepared to give CPR if needed) |
| Monday, June 16th, 2008 | |
| 1:32 pm [clown_dust] |
Dear Tesco, Any suggestions on what I should call my new baby Quaker parrot? |
| Thursday, June 12th, 2008 | |
| 12:47 pm [clown_dust] |
Dear Tesco, Why does my sunburned knees hurt so bad??? And can you make them feel better? |
| Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 | |
| 8:01 pm [scotch1221] |
Dear Tesco, Did you reserve a weenie puppy for me???? |