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Alexis Denisof

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[13 May 2003|02:11pm]
[ mood | home ]

Me and Amy just got back from Europe. The plane there was delayed so we showed up a bit late, but we're finally back in our home. The conference went as one would think. The plane ride back was hell, with Amy bouncing in the seats the whole way there and me holding my neck in pain. I thought I told that lady in the very nice outfit (:-X) to give me a pillow. If I was in charge, I would have had you fired. >:O

We're coming back for another year. Sorry, you all have to put up with us for one more year.

(2) I swore I would never compromise, but you convinced me otherwise.

[12 May 2003|04:08pm]
[ mood | alive ]

I went to visit my mother because I am the biggest momma's boy out there. On the way home, I was kidnapped by a rabid fan who kept me in his closet for days. He finally let me out and it turned out that this rabid fan was no other than James Marsters.

He thought I was David, I don't know what that's all about. But he could have at least fed me and told my girlfriend I wasn't sleeping with Charisma Carpenter, thanks. See if I ever do you a favor.

[OOC] )

(20) I swore I would never compromise, but you convinced me otherwise.

[06 May 2003|03:41pm]
[ mood | hungry ]

If you are angry and hurt, that is understandable. You are going through something that probably no one is going to understand. And no one should be pointing fingers, and no one should be taking sides and butting in when they shouldn't, it's manners to stay out of it. But watch your fucking tongue. I'm not just saying this because she's my girlfriend, I'm saying this because no matter how shitty your life may be, no one deserves to be called names. Especially women.

Treat them with respect.

(10) I swore I would never compromise, but you convinced me otherwise.

[06 May 2003|11:46am]
[ mood | shocked ]

1. Get Orlando and Sarah a present.
2. Kick Boreanaz off my couch.
3. Get Amy ice cream.

Alright. I have things to do.

You keep shocking me, Gellar.

(28) I swore I would never compromise, but you convinced me otherwise.

[29 Apr 2003|07:31am]
[ mood | awake ]

That's it. I quit. >:O*

Anyway, why in the world am I up this early? Sarah is planning on hooking Selma up with someone, and if that doesn't work, she'll probably just sleep with Selma herself. And why does that sound more appetizing then seeing Selma with someone else? Oh sorry, I'm a man I am led around life by my -- Britney Spears need to get off my television. I don't care if she hacked off all of her hair and dyed it brown or whatever god awful color that is, she makes my eyes and ears bleed and I should just turn the channel.

Oh yes, better.

Ashton Kutcher deleted. Sob sob. My heart is breaking. Please. Does this mean I can't rape him? Damn it! ;)
*Amy is trying to teach me to dance. To country music. It's not going well.

but you convinced me otherwise.

I still have this thing? [26 Apr 2003|05:10am]
[ mood | blah ]

I forgot the password to this journal. I do apologize.

My girlfriend got married yesterday. I intended the wedding with my "fiancee", miss Alyson Hannigan. The ceremony was alright, I suppose. It wasn't a big wedding, James didn't want it to be too big. Although why he even made such a huge fuss over a fake wedding is completely beyond me. Me, Charisma and David were the only ones invited out of the "Angel" cast. Alyson of course, came along, since we are engaged and all. But most of the other people were close friends and family of James and Amy.

There is something about watching your girlfriend get married to another man that doesn't make you feel so cheerful. I'll get over it. In the meanwhile, we're planning our own wedding. And she keeps on insisting on eating the weirdest of food. That is also something I'll have to get used to.

In other news Tyson Ritter has a journal. I'm going to wet my panties, really.

Hi Amy. :-*

(6) I swore I would never compromise, but you convinced me otherwise.

[11 Apr 2003|03:02pm]
[ mood | twitch ]

You can flirt with anyone you like, but tonight if I find out you flirted with her, I'll hurt someone. >:O

(15) I swore I would never compromise, but you convinced me otherwise.

[09 Apr 2003|12:48pm]
[ mood | bored ]

"Wesley's a damn hot lover, you just haven't seen it. But there's a long queue of exhausted females."

Hi Amy.

(15) I swore I would never compromise, but you convinced me otherwise.

[04 Apr 2003|12:02pm]
[ mood | fuck off ]

Well, fuck me. I'm a jackass. I've always known that.

(16) I swore I would never compromise, but you convinced me otherwise.

[03 Apr 2003|03:43pm]
[ mood | >:O ]

That's it. I'm taking Amy home now! >:O

(3) I swore I would never compromise, but you convinced me otherwise.

Stop flirting with my girlfriend, bastards. [03 Apr 2003|12:53pm]
[ mood | around ]
[ music | Aerosmith ]

So who is Ben Affleck really screwing? I mean is it J-Lo? Or Matt Damon? Or maybe it Colin Farrell. Oh wait, that's right I don't care. Ben Affleck, get out of the media's eye. Please. I get you're some sex symbol and great. But honestly. You're a bigger media slut, than your fiancee's ass.

You want to know why I don't like dogs? I'll give you two words. David. Boreanaz. His dogs are horrible. The big one tackles you down to the ground and leaves slobber all over your face. While the little one just bites at your ankles and makes this horrible squeaking sound, that possibly can't be a bark. You know what Boreanaz should do? Get a damn cat. Or maybe a mouse. It can squeak while David's running from his fiancee. It really does work out in the end.

When in the hell do I get my girlfriend back? And people need to stop flirting with her, because I'm going have to hurt someone. And she needs to take that "This is Alexis's... but you can look" icon, because it's just... no. People don't need to be staring at what is so blantly mine. >:O

Oh yes. P/J love. It's what the world go round. Please worship them. Yada, yada, yada. Honestly people. No need to have a heart attack because someone doesn't like them. And would I ever name names? Of course I would. Elijah. Get tranquilizers. ;) Because the whole foaming at the mouth?

Not good.

Edit: Oh Christ... never say I don't love her...

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Fallopian Teapot, Yo.
What's yours?
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(40) I swore I would never compromise, but you convinced me otherwise.

[02 Apr 2003|09:11pm]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Lucy Woodward ]

Excuse me, but I'm off to raise up my phone bill by calling Amy all the way in New Zealand. So we can watch "Angel" together and talk to each other at the same time. Excuse the hell out of me, my girl is all the way in New Zealand, give me a break. She's the only one I like. And maybe some of those LOTR people. My "Angel" crew are being ridiculously wrong. And my god. Vincent. I think I'm going to lose my dinner. You and Charisma kissing is not what I wanted to see.

If you're all lucky, I might come up with a new screen name and come online. But probably not.

We'll see.

(47) I swore I would never compromise, but you convinced me otherwise.

You're giving me a headache. But what's new? ;-* [02 Apr 2003|10:23am]
[ mood | annoyed and a little bored ]
[ music | Bryan Adams ]

I'm not sure if I could be more afraid of my friends list, if I tried. I should take everyone off but Amy. Because I think her being the woman I'm going to marry and the soon to be mother of my child, warrants her staying on my friends list. But the rest of you? You all can take a hike. Because I don't even talk to any of you anyway, so why keep you on? I might be kidding, I might not be.

We'll see.

Well shit, if I don't have one of the ugliest color schemes out there, I don't know who does. But I'll fix it. And no, I'm not going to let Dom or Elijah fix it. I'm changing my password as we speak. You'll never get into my journal. So don't even try. Or I'll sic one of David's horrid dogs after you.

And shut up. I didn't steal my default icon. You idiot. :-X

edit: Amy, love?

(59) I swore I would never compromise, but you convinced me otherwise.

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