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BRITTANY MURPHY IS BACK, BABY [10 Aug 2003|09:10pm]
Brittany is back. sorry about being a lame ass before but i had to finish my movies and work and shit. yeah so from now on i'll be on aim like, more often. whoot go me. i <3 billy and no-one else. he is the best. GO OUR TOP SECRET PART OF LEVEL CLOTHING *WINK WINK* ..those haters. ok. *cough cough* moving on. so yes, i am going to be active now.. must beee active. ok i've got to go because i have a stomach ache. BYE.

ooc, fawkers. )
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[02 Aug 2003|04:45pm]
*updates for billy*

build it up for you, in the yeeear 2000.

make it up to you in the yeeeear 2000.
i'm alive.
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[25 Jul 2003|09:15pm]
Hey.
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MET A GIRL. THOUGHT SHE WAS GRAND. [21 Jul 2003|02:45pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]

...My flu is getting worse i probably have a virus or somethin'. whatever i guess. i get to stay at home and watch grease. fan-fuckin-tastic, sannnnndy babbbyyy i sit i wonder whyyy why whyy something something sandy oh babyyyyyyyy one day we'll fly away something something...

-BUT

-NOW
THERES NOOOOOO WHERE TO HIDE, SINCE YOU PUSHED OUR LOVE ASIIIIDE
I'M OVVVVER MY HEAD.
-HOPELESSLY DEVOOOOTED TO YOOOUOUOUUUU.
*cries and sobs*
i feel like shit.

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it's just oneof those days. [20 Jul 2003|12:49pm]
[ mood | sick ]

hi i have the flu and my boyfriend broke up with me.

wooh. and these flu pills are making me delierous. see i can't spell anymore!
no it's happened so many times i'm used to it now but this is the final time he said.
now i'm just letting him do what he wants. i'll just mess everything up anyway because he break up and make up and break and break and break. the kingdom is fallen. instead of building our castle with love and trust we built it with sand and the tide has washed us away.

yup yup i feel sick and my head hurts and i hate soup. yeah its gross. bah my head hurts.
billy how's the betting pool going? bah. ew flu sucks. i'm hot then cold then hot then cold.

jesus i need to puke.

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i feeeel so alive fortheveryfirsttime and i think i can flllllly [19 Jul 2003|09:13pm]
[ mood | happy ]

*pimps my new icon, check out the keywords too*

Hee i <3 joel. he makes me feel special. Yeah i missed him and he knows it because we have fun but i don't like it when he has headaches so go away headaches we don't want you here. hee actually i do like them a bit because then i get to cuddle joel in the dark. he is so cute. haha. when he is sleeping he does this snort thing. ha it's cute and his nose wiggles. yeah he must have bite marks on his lips because he always bites his lips because i ____ ;) fill the gap.

i
have
not
much
to
say.

ok. i miss billy hee i almost pushed him of the balcony.

JOEL WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU.

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haha EVIL. [17 Jul 2003|09:48pm]
joel i gotta see you *snicker* yes... *force feeds you vigara*
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i'm in a loverful mood [15 Jul 2003|07:44pm]
[ mood | pleased ]
[ music | sh!t on the radio//nelly furtarrrrdo ]

eep i'm in a loveful mood and it's kind of scarey really.

joel i know i don't tell you this as often as i do.
but boy i really wuvvers you
ooh boy you know it's true
your there when i neeeed you
you love benji, billy and cashy toooo
ooooh ruben i love youuuuu.

*dies*
haha.

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[14 Jul 2003|05:29pm]
hi i am never having _______ again.
yeah

that's right.

FISH ARE BAD.

STUPID ASS I HATE YOU *HATE HATE HATE*
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wheee [12 Jul 2003|04:17pm]
wtf i have no idea 'bout what your saying billy. i know we had a fight like we always do.
but now i'm a tool so i won't bother waking up!

don't you love drama?

whatever, i'm happy. disfunctional yet happy
shit happens

on the lighter side i have been lurking
lurking is hawt yo

*lurks*
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the couch is kinda kinky.. i can think of loads more kinkier.. [11 Jul 2003|10:58pm]
[ mood | horny as hell ]

damn that joel madden.
you owe me

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lost. [11 Jul 2003|03:38pm]
[ mood | stabbed ]
[ music | ruby soho//rancid ]

i'm angry, confused, lost and used.
how could you?
seriously, please tell me why your doing this to me, again?
you hugged and kissed me and i thought everything was ok
i was wrong wasn't i?

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BILLY TOLD ME TOO [10 Jul 2003|04:45pm]
here is an update
MY HOUSE IS NOW SEXIFIED.
YAY
*throws petals*

wheres my baby?

don't tell jizzoel.... )
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Uppyofthedatey [09 Jul 2003|09:39pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | My Immortal//Evanescence ]

Hi kiddies. my head hurts. that was the worst hangover ever. don't ask. won't tell.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. fun. hmm i have new icons, yay. i have new colour, yay.
i watched 'dude where's my car'. dude don't even ask. i have one little question, why in the credits does it say
"Little Things"
writen by benjimin combs and joel combs.
as in puff daddy combs?
moving on..
-jizzoel, king of jizz.
haha. mmm. hmm. mhmm. you need to come over baby. i think we should sort through your ties. in the closet. very very very soon. like now. so yes. ties. you. me. closet. now. end

hi people. whoops loud.

billy how many days left? I DIDN'T WORK ON MEEEEE. NEVER EVER.

EDIT:
billy i really need to talk to you, it's important.
=(
i'm paranoid or onto somethin'. have you ever felt like you know somethin. 'cept sometimes it's better to live it without anyone knowin' you know what they know and it makes me sick and i just died and look i'm rambling and you don't have a clue what i'm talking 'bout well i'll tell you later billeh. this is another of my whiney problems since you probably can't telllll.

look at me, i'm sandra dee..*mumble mumble* fancy free..? )

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BILLY SUCKS BALLS, NO WAIT HE CAN'T!! [07 Jul 2003|08:59pm]
hey hey people a real update whoo. ok i'm sick of waking up at 6am to go to the gym and it is dark and freezing and then my ass of a personal trainer screams at me to lose weight, am i fat? i'm not fat. wtf. i am a goddess a seeeeeeexual goodess and my body should be praised and what-not. ok. ha. mmk a nicer day would to wake up at 10-11am-ism in joel's arms and then go make pancakes or somethin'. waffles. britt wants waffles.
but whatever
haha joel said he'd only ever go out with a punk-rock chick.
please bitch.
repent your sin against me now and i might save you drama.
haha my update kicks billy's ass.
then guess what i did? i went shopping with my buddy and i bought out the veronica's secrets store and it ain't no secret no more because i have everything in that shop. next time i want billy to shop with me and we will have fun. haha. so now i have lots of bra's and pantie's and they're cool and you ain't billy will help me choose the best ones right? yeah right because he is my friend and he would die for me or atleast get me a prezal i mean whatever death only comes around once but pretzals! yes.. only me and billy are cool because we have a secret club and you guys suck and me and billy rule.

THE END.
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BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILY [07 Jul 2003|05:32pm]
billy is a stupid stupid face.
joel lied.
he lied.
billy sucks my socks
billy my ass is fine!
i <3 billy and his PENIS PROBLEMS
-they keep me entertained.
haha 6 DAYS BILLY
*pushes billy down a well*
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joel-flavored. [06 Jul 2003|05:06pm]
oO billy fell Oo: my antibiotics make me pass out if i cum

-thanks billy.

that is so cute. but why didn't anyone tell me *glare*.
anyway. i'm horny, can't you tell?
*enter paraghaph about horniness here*
billy is making me an update whore. whore.
mmmmjoelmmmm *lick*
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Hey now, don't hate baby [06 Jul 2003|04:05pm]
joel is back, baby.

and now if billy would talk to me i would be in:
red paint/mad 27/total hate tour '03 heaven!
pray for spoofy he went to chinchilla HELL.
psh joel is back. haha.
baby.
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get ready to be rawred at. [05 Jul 2003|01:24pm]
[ mood | angry ]

what a fun little pissy morning i've had so far!
let's start here shall we? ok i talked to joel for like 5 minutes, yup which is just enough time to completely ignore the confusion in my brain which is more confused because he hugged me and i have no idea what that fucking means but no one cares so i'll keep on acting like everything is alright because that is what i do best.

let's see so then, i tryed to help billy from killing something and guess what my kiddies! i got pushed away. how fun. what else, hmm let's see, how will anyone every understand each other if you don't talk about it. ok thats billy's part.

now here comes benji i'm just trying to be helpful since what is happening right now is screwed because you all are saying different things behind eachothers backs and whoo the other ones never find out because you keep it inside until that day when you explode into a billion pieces. ok. end

on the brighter side i recieved a beautiful braclet from italy. it sparkles so. i'm going to go to italy and hang out with ashton because i don't feel like i want to be here anymore ok thanks bye.
whatever.

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[04 Jul 2003|10:14pm]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET US//TATU ]

Holey fucking shoit.
i just saw T.aT.U at the MTV awards.
i want to be a lesbian. right fucking nowwwww.
....i think i wet myself.
*tapes it*
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK I LIKE LESBIANS THEY MAKE ME HORNY LIKE WHAT WHAT!!!

cock is better though thankyou very much.
i would get touchy with a girl though.
now i am horny as hell. *drools*
i...have.. to.... gotomybedroomnowkthxbye
*runs off*

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